Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[kawtech87]

Oh to be a mermaid......

Mermaid?

You mean Seahorse?

 

[kawtech87]

I killed kawtech and insulted his hometown, he's now gay, redneck has been telling us all about her disturbing fantasies... And I've been nothing but a gentleman the whole time!

Trust me I am neither dead or insulted. My fiancé is going to be devastated though when I tell her I have been having an online relationship with a dirty snowman.

 

[Sylvain]

Trust me I am neither dead or insulted. My fiancé is going to be devastated though when I tell her I have been having an online relationship with a dirty snowman.

 

[Frosty]

Trust me I am neither dead or insulted. My fiancé is going to be devastated though when I tell her I have been having an online relationship with a dirty snowman.

I think she'll get over it...

 

[Frosty]

I thought you were leaving this thread anyway??? I was planning on starting some rumors about your ethnicity and sexual orientation...

 

[kawtech87]

I thought you were leaving this thread anyway??? I was planning on starting some rumors about your ethnicity and sexual orientation...

You see that is exactly why I can't leave this thread. What you are suggesting posting ^^^ is exactly what has killed all the Epic Train Wreck threads that have been on INGO. I know you are joking and I would honestly get a kick out if it. But as the senior participant in this thread it is my responsibility to make sure we keep it clean and all in good fun.

SO NO RULE BREAKING!

Lighthearted banter is one thing. I don't get offended easily and I can dish it out with the best of them. But my commitment is to this thread and its endurance for as long as possible. The Mods do not care and will kill this thread if we push it to far. Whether anyone gets offended or not if we start breaking rules this thread will die.

 

[Bunnykid68]

You see that is exactly why I can't leave this thread. What you are suggesting posting ^^^ is exactly what has killed all the Epic Train Wreck threads that have been on INGO. I know you are joking and I would honestly get a kick out if it. But as the senior participant in this thread it is my responsibility to make sure we keep it clean and all in good fun.

SO NO RULE BREAKING!

Lighthearted banter is one thing. I don't get offended easily and I can dish it out with the best of them. But my commitment is to this thread and its endurance for as long as possible. The Mods do not care and will kill this thread if we push it to far. Whether anyone gets offended or not if we start breaking rules this thread will die.

Quit being a Nancy

 

[kawtech87]

Quit being a Nancy

Who let you out of your cage?

 

[Bunnykid68]

Who let you out of your cage?

They can't keep me locked up, you should know that by now

 

[Frosty]

You see that is exactly why I can't leave this thread. What you are suggesting posting ^^^ is exactly what has killed all the Epic Train Wreck threads that have been on INGO. I know you are joking and I would honestly get a kick out if it. But as the senior participant in this thread it is my responsibility to make sure we keep it clean and all in good fun.

SO NO RULE BREAKING!

Lighthearted banter is one thing. I don't get offended easily and I can dish it out with the best of them. But my commitment is to this thread and its endurance for as long as possible. The Mods do not care and will kill this thread if we push it to far. Whether anyone gets offended or not if we start breaking rules this thread will die.

Jeez. I wasn't actually going to post anything Well, I was going to make fun of martinsville some more, but maybe I shouldn't???

 

[Frosty]

They can't keep me locked up, you should know that by now

Maybe we should get you one of those electric shock collars???

 

[Bunnykid68]

Maybe we should get you one of those electric shock collars???

You can try

 

[Frosty]

You can try

challenge accepted!

 

[Bunnykid68]

challenge accepted!

 

[Sylvain]

 

[Frosty]

that doesn't count toward your 50...

 

[kawtech87]

They can't keep me locked up, you should know that by now

I thought they at least kept you on a leash or something.

 

[kawtech87]

that doesn't count toward your 50...

Sylvain is captain of the postwhore police. He is exempt from the rule of 50.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I thought they at least kept you on a leash or something.

That see-through halter top is kind of sexy...

 

[kawtech87]

That see-through halter top is kind of sexy...

I hear he gets real crazy after a few beers.