Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Frosty]

We must behave as true gentlemen.

You must, you French poodle

 

[modeltman1]

Your right........I'll behave...........................................................dangnabbitt

 

[Sylvain]

You must, you French poodle

Must not hit with hammer.

 

[Frosty]

Must not hit with hammer.

Oh c'mon, where's your sense of adventure?

 

[Sylvain]

Oh c'mon, where's your sense of adventure?

It's not really the Christmas spirit to hit people in the face with hammers so I will not do it.
I must find another tool for that job.

 

[modeltman1]

I wish I could do to you what Homer is doing to Bart on your avatar.

We must behave as true gentlemen

.

Hey...........wait a minute

 

[Sylvain]

Hey...........wait a minute

Wanting to do things and doing them are too different things.

 

[Frosty]

Wanting to do things and doing them are too different things.

I tell my wife that daily...

 

[modeltman1]

So you WANT to strangle him and he WANTS to hit you in the face with a hammer.........I'm good with that

 

[Frosty]

So you WANT to strangle him and he WANTS to hit you in the face with a hammer.........I'm good with that

I think I've found a trouble maker... Maybe me and Sylvain should join forces against you...

 

[Sylvain]

I think I've found a trouble maker... Maybe me and Sylvain should join forces against you...

Looks like you really want to use your bat.

 

[modeltman1]

ah oh.......backfire

 

[Frosty]

Looks like you really want to use your bat.

I really do no point in having it if your not gonna use it

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

It's not really the Christmas spirit to hit people in the face with hammers so I will not do it.
I must find another tool for that job.

Let me see if I can help:
Mistletoe grows in trees; trees are made of wood; Christmas trees are wood; baseball bats are made of wood; therefore baseball bats are fitting of the Christmas spirit.

 

[Sylvain]

Let me see if I can help:
Mistletoe grows in trees; trees are made of wood; Christmas trees are wood; baseball bats are made of wood; therefore baseball bats are fitting of the Christmas spirit.

I like how you're thinking.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I like how you're thinking.

My wife's watching a NCIS rerun--right now, I'm thinking about Kate.

 

[Frosty]

My wife's watching a NCIS rerun--right now, I'm thinking about Kate.

 

[modeltman1]

 

[nakinate]

It got violent in here. I better get my bat just in case something goes down.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

It got violent in here. I better get my bat just in case something goes down.

There you go! You've got the holiday spirit.