Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[RedneckReject]

You should read the post above yours

I did...and your nose is going to grow you big liar

 

[Frosty]

I did...and your nose is going to grow you big liar

Ok ok, fine! I didn't kill him... I hope your happy redneck!!!

 

[modeltman1]

Wow I need internet in the bathroom

 

[RedneckReject]

Ok ok, fine! I didn't kill him... I hope your happy redneck!!!

And I don't have weird fantasies! There's nothing weird about secretly wanting to be a mermaid!

 

[modeltman1]

Do you like to be in the water?

 

[RedneckReject]

Do you like to be in the water?

Very much so.

 

[RedneckReject]

Oh to be a mermaid......

 

[modeltman1]

And horses can swim soooo.......

 

[RedneckReject]

And horses can swim soooo.......

Yes!! A lot of people don't know that

 

[Frosty]

And I don't have weird fantasies! There's nothing weird about secretly wanting to be a mermaid!

Um... Yeah

 

[modeltman1]

I was raised with horses

 

[Bennettjh]

Redneck might have an identity crisis...

 

[RedneckReject]

Redneck might have an identity crisis...

Oh if I had a dollar for every time someone said that

 

[Sylvain]

Oh to be a mermaid......

So freaking cute!

 

[Frosty]

Redneck might have an identity crisis...

Might??? Really??? It's like there's a chance she doesn't...

 

[Frosty]

So freaking cute!

 

[churchmouse]

OK....this is officially freaking weird now.............

 

[Sylvain]

OK....this is officially freaking weird now.............

It just got offical now???
I guess it was just unofficial before.

 

[churchmouse]

Not that I am official but at 6:30 AM I see wishes to be a horse based Mermaid (HorseMer...MerHorse...) and I start having flash backs to Country Joe and the Fish at woodstock.....

Makes it official to me.....

 

[Frosty]

Not that I am official but at 6:30 AM I see wishes to be a horse based Mermaid (HorseMer...MerHorse...) and I start having flash backs to Country Joe and the Fish at woodstock.....

Makes it official to me.....

You just didn't get eased into it like the rest of us