Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[RedneckReject]

Damn crafty women.

Hey I was single, broke, and liked to go out to bars. It's hard to have fun at the bar with no money, so......

That was many years ago, though. I don't ever go out anymore.

 

[kawtech87]

This is post #600 for me in this thread.

I think that is enough.

 

[RedneckReject]

This is post #600 for me in this thread.

I think that is enough.

No such thing

 

[Frosty]

This is post #600 for me in this thread.

I think that is enough.

How did you find out how many posts you have in a single thread? And you ain't going nowhere gramps!

 

[RedneckReject]

How did you find out how many posts you have in a single thread? And you ain't going nowhere gramps!

Gramps? If he's that old you can chase him down and keep him here. Can't go that fast with a walker

 

[Frosty]

Gramps? If he's that old you can chase him down and keep him here. Can't go that fast with a walker

He said he was very much my senior (citizen) in the world on ingo, so now he is gramps...

 

[RedneckReject]

He said he was very much my senior (citizen) in the world on ingo, so now he is gramps...

Old fart

 

[Frosty]

Old fart

Me or him?

 

[RedneckReject]

Me or him?

Him...and maybe you. Possibly me. No idea

 

[Frosty]

Him...and maybe you. Possibly me. No idea

im guessing your older than I am, let's see, 2013-1978...

 

[Bunnykid68]

Rookies

 

[RedneckReject]

im guessing your older than I am, let's see, 2013-1978...

I wasn't even alive in 1978

 

[Frosty]

I wasn't even alive in 1978

good grief Charlie Brown! I'm never gonna hear the end of this

 

[RedneckReject]

good grief Charlie Brown! I'm never gonna hear the end of this

Not anymore you're not. To be fair, you only have a couple years on me.

 

[Frosty]

Not anymore you're not. To be fair, you only have a couple years on me.

it's ok, I'm used to it, I've got 5 years on my wife... I like em young

 

[RedneckReject]

it's ok, I'm used to it, I've got 5 years on my wife... I like em young

I've got 4 years on my other half....for the same reason

 

[RedneckReject]

I need someone to come over here and bring me some fried shrimp

 

[Frosty]

I need someone to come over here and bring me some fried shrimp

At 11?

 

[RedneckReject]

At 11?

Um yeah! I work nights. This is my "afternoon". When you come back in the morning...yeah that's when I go to bed

 

[MadMan66]

I'm only 23... same as my wife. We honeymooned in the Smokies just a few weeks ago. Saw 5 bear and 12 elk.

Momma bear and 3 cubs. You can see 2 of them at the top left (looks like one from that angle)

We counted 12 in this field. Not all fit in one picture though.