Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Frosty]

Just go along with it. Insulting in jest can be fun if you have the proper partner (as we have very clearly demonstrated). Horses have incredibly thick skin...bring it on

Fine half assed apology withdrawn ya dumb bunny... And please dont call me your "partner" I'm not that into horses...

 

[RedneckReject]

Fine half assed apology withdrawn ya dumb bunny... And please dont call me your "partner" I'm not that into horses...

I'm not a bunny!

 

[Frosty]

I'm not a bunny!

Not what I heard... But of course you can hear much better with your giant bunny ears...

 

[RedneckReject]

Not what I heard... But of course you can hear much better with your giant bunny ears...

Whoever said that is a liar. And I do have sonic bat ears. No purple or jest implied with that one. I hear everything and I hate it

 

[Frosty]

Whoever said that is a liar. And I do have sonic bat ears. No purple or jest implied with that one. I hear everything and I hate it

My wife can smell everything, I get told I stink on a daily basis... Freakin' women and their damn powers!

 

[churchmouse]

Sonic hearing, cat like olfactory, X-ray vision....ah the female gender.

 

[RedneckReject]

My wife can smell everything, I get told I stink on a daily basis... Freakin' women and their damn powers!

Same here. I smell really faint things that no one else does. Women are all superheroes...we just don't know it

 

[RedneckReject]

Sonic hearing, cat like olfactory, X-ray vision....ah the female gender.

I don't have the X-ray vision. My eyesight sucks. Although I do notice when something (anything) moves ever so slightly. I may not know what it is, but I know it's moving. Maybe I'm a T-rex and not a horse

 

[Frosty]

Same here. I smell really faint things that no one else does. Women are all superheroes...we just don't know it

Funny, I didn't know it either I think the BS is getting deep in here!

 

[Frosty]

I don't have the X-ray vision. My eyesight sucks. Although I do notice when something (anything) moves ever so slightly. I may not know what it is, but I know it's moving. Maybe I'm a T-rex and not a horse

I would vote for t-Rex... Rrr

 

[RedneckReject]

I would vote for t-Rex... Rrr

Maybe...you never know. I might just think I'm a horse due to an identity crisis

 

[Frosty]

Maybe...you never know. I might just think I'm a horse due to an identity crisis

Really? That's all I get??? I figured you'd at least be annoyed bunny reject

 

[RedneckReject]

Really? That's all I get??? I figured you'd at least be annoyed bunny reject

Actually I was laughing to myself thinking about a dinosaur incident on the 4th of July when I'd had just a wee bit too much to drink. I won't go into detail simply because I don't want o embarrass myself more than I normally do. You could always ask mbills.....he knows all about it and reminds me frequently

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm off to the store to get milk, eggs, and bread. No, not panic. My kids need more milk, we're out of bread and they love PB sandwiches, and I want to make cookies, but have no eggs. Be back to insult you more in a while

 

[Frosty]

I'm off to the store to get milk, eggs, and bread. No, not panic. My kids need more milk, we're out of bread and they love PB sandwiches, and I want to make cookies, but have no eggs. Be back to insult you more in a while

I'll be sitting in my warm and comfy easy chair while your out freezing your bunny ears off... I'm not going anywhere...

 

[Frosty]

Actually I was laughing to myself thinking about a dinosaur incident on the 4th of July when I'd had just a wee bit too much to drink. I won't go into detail simply because I don't want o embarrass myself more than I normally do. You could always ask mbills.....he knows all about it and reminds me frequently

So many dirty thoughts running through my mind....

 

[Frosty]

Still waiting to be insulted... She must be stuck in the SNOWMAGEDEN of 2013!

 

[RedneckReject]

Everyone in the world was shopping

 

[Frosty]

Everyone in the world was shopping

I was in the store on my way home from work, the old people were out in force panic buying! Did you wiggle your bunny nose at them so they would let you cut inline?

 

[RedneckReject]

I was in the store on my way home from work, the old people were out in force panic buying! Did you wiggle your bunny nose at them so they would let you cut inline?

No but I was very annoyed at the woman in front of me with a cart that was overflowing while I'm trying to buy about 5 things. She could have been nice