Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Redhorse]

They're paid? INGO PWPD doesn't pay. What a ripoff.

You guys are volunteer, didnt you read your contract? Gotta read those things before signing

 

[nakinate]

We may volunteer, but the perks are awesome. Rules don't apply to us!

 

[nakinate]

Post whore post!

 

[nakinate]

Post whore post!

See what I mean? Sylvain isn't going to arrest me for that because I have a shiny badge.

 

[kawtech87]

I like Mac & Cheese. Sometimes I put bacon in it. Sometimes I have no bacon. Those are sad times.

 

[nakinate]

I like Mac & Cheese. Sometimes I put bacon in it. Sometimes I have no bacon. Those are sad times.

Here's some.

 

[kawtech87]

Thank you,

But, Alas I can not put it on my mac & cheese. For it is digital. And though digital bacon does bring visual pleasure however, I can not fully enjoy its juicy crispy perfection.

 

[nakinate]

Thank you,

But, Alas I can not put it on my mac & cheese. For it is digital. And though digital bacon does bring visual pleasure however, I can not fully enjoy its juicy crispy perfection.

Does it help knowing that I had a whole bunch of bacon with breakfast this morning?

 

[kawtech87]

Does it help knowing that I had a whole bunch of bacon with breakfast this morning?

No. Not really, no.


I don't like you right now.

 

[nakinate]

No. Not really, no.


I don't like you right now.

Just for that I'm gonna eat a bunch more tomorrow! No bacon for you!

 

[CPT Nervous]

Had a Baconzilla for dinner. Chili cheese fries and two larges. Lotta food. Delicious.

 

[kawtech87]

Just for that I'm gonna eat a bunch more tomorrow! No bacon for you!

Fine be that way. I didn't want any anyway.

 

[kawtech87]

Had two larges.

Did you order a Large Farva?

 

[Sylvain]

See what I mean? Sylvain isn't going to arrest me for that because I have a shiny badge.

Yep, if you didn't have this badge you would win a free ride downtown.

As a fellow officer you just get a salute.

 

[kawtech87]

Yep, if you didn't have this badge you would win a free ride downtown.

As a fellow officer you just get a salute.

 

[Sylvain]

 

[kawtech87]

Post whore.

 

[Sylvain]

Post whore.

Dont make me use the cuffs buddy.

 

[kawtech87]

Again with the dirty talk! I'm not sure if its the accent or what but you could cuff me anytime.

 

[Sylvain]

Again with the dirty talk! I'm not sure if its the accent or what but you could cuff me anytime.

It's not the first time I heard that.
It could be the accent, it could be fact that im a model.