Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Sylvain]

looks like you were busy last night Chief. I'm glad CPT was here to help out.

Well the GPD officer left right when we were about to arrest someone.
I was so happy I was going to use my new Taser ... but I didn't.

 

[CPT Nervous]

I'm back on duty. Tase him.

 

[Sylvain]

I'm back on duty. Tase him.

 

[nakinate]

I'm back on duty. Tase him.

We should just tase everyone. We have to make sure the general population fears us.

 

[kawtech87]

Aint skeered.

 

[Sylvain]

We should just tase everyone. We have to make sure the general population fears us.

My Taser is plugged in and charging.Battery will be fully charged in a few hours.

 

[nakinate]

My Taser is plugged in and charging.Battery will be fully charged in a few hours.

We should invest in some cattle prods too! Oppress the people!

 

[kawtech87]

Got that taser fired up yet? I'm getting sick of waiting.

 

[Sylvain]

Got that taser fired up yet? I'm getting sick of waiting.

Not yet.
But my tonfa is always fully charged if you want some.

 

[kawtech87]

Come at me Bro.

 

[Sylvain]

Come at me Bro.

STOP RESISTING!!!

 

[Redhorse]

We should just tase everyone. We have to make sure the general population fears us.

Hail nakinate, mine füher

 

[kawtech87]

STOP RESISTING!!!

It hurts but I kinda like it!

 

[Sylvain]

It hurts but I kinda like it!

Hum ok ... I stop then, sorry.Plus im kinda busy eating a donut anyway.

 

[CPT Nervous]

Hail nakinate, mine füher

*Heil

*mein

*Führer


All nouns are capitalized in German. I am a bilingual Grammar Police Officer. You happened to post (poorly, I might add) in the other language that I speak.

Better watch out.

 

[Sylvain]

*Heil

*mein

*Führer


All nouns are capitalized in German. I am a bilingual Grammar Police Officer. You happened to post (poorly, I might add) in the other language that I speak.

Better watch out.

Well done busting this guy officer.
As a fellow bilingual officer I salute you.

 

[kawtech87]

Great Sylvain speaks French, CPT speaks German and most of INGO can barely speak English. We are all screwed.

 

[CPT Nervous]

You're damn right.

 

[Sylvain]

Great Sylvain speaks French, CPT speaks German and most of INGO can barely speak English. We are all screwed.

I didn't want to be the one saying it ... but yeah.

Also I studied German, as my third language, for a few years in school.

 

[Bunnykid68]