Darkness is the absence of light, therefore the speed of darkness is the speed it arrives, therefore the same as the speed of the departure of light. The speed of darkness = the speed of light.
How do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?
Eagle, have you tried Acronis to backup your PC onto a secondary drive? Its pretty easy to do and will definitely save you loads of time and frustration.
What is the difference between vanilla and french vanilla ice cream?
Tongue.
What made the Belgians evil?
I dont recall the last time I seen a match box...so Ima say no
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
No. If I had one leg it would be IHOP, if it were you...........It would be UHOP!!!!
What do you call a four door Yugo?
So they can see each other against the snowy white background.
Why does hot water running over your poison ivy rash feel so good?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
No you put posters up at all the Dairy Queens.
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
I don't celebrate Halloween, the devil gets enough attention the other 364 days of the year. At my house we celebrate Harvest and my kids do not go to anyones house that I do not know.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."