Question Round?

[KPierce]

There is if a swimming pool is around.

So who here likes the old cheesy Sci-Fi movies like Death Race 2000 ?

 

[opus1776]

If there's dry humor, is there also WET humor?

Only if you pee your pants while laughing!


What is the speed of dark????

 

[jsgolfman]

Darkness is the absence of light, therefore the speed of darkness is the speed it arrives, therefore the same as the speed of the departure of light. The speed of darkness = the speed of light.

How do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?

 

[SavageEagle]

Darkness is the absence of light, therefore the speed of darkness is the speed it arrives, therefore the same as the speed of the departure of light. The speed of darkness = the speed of light.

How do they get Teflon to stick to the pans?

Good question.

Anyone else as drunk as I am? Anyone else like reinstalling EVERYTHING after a complete HDD crash?

 

[jsgolfman]

Eagle, have you tried Acronis to backup your PC onto a secondary drive? Its pretty easy to do and will definitely save you loads of time and frustration.

 

[SavageEagle]

Eagle, have you tried Acronis to backup your PC onto a secondary drive? Its pretty easy to do and will definitely save you loads of time and frustration.

I've got most of my stuff backed up on a secondary drive. I don't run it often. I just lost some small things and a few recent pictures and all the sorting I had done. Now it's all just scattered about again!

Now for my next question.

Does anyone have an SAA7130 Philips TV Tuner Device Drive I could borrow?

 

[JBob77]

NO to the driver.

What is the difference between vanilla and french vanilla ice cream?

 

[ATM]

What is the difference between vanilla and french vanilla ice cream?

Tongue.

What made the Belgians evil?

 

[SavageEagle]

Tongue.

What made the Belgians evil?

Waffles.

Anyone wanna go shooting Sunday?

 

[Roadie]

Who DOESN'T want to go shooting on Sunday

Aren't Hi Points REALLY better than Glocks?

 

[Django]

Maybe as a paperweight. :cough:

Do you put used matches back into the matchbox?

 

[RelicHound]

I dont recall the last time I seen a match box...so Ima say no

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

 

[JBob77]

I dont recall the last time I seen a match box...so Ima say no

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

No. If I had one leg it would be IHOP, if it were you...........It would be UHOP!!!!

What do you call a four door Yugo?

 

[SavageEagle]

No. If I had one leg it would be IHOP, if it were you...........It would be UHOP!!!!

What do you call a four door Yugo?

Y4ugo?

(Why For You Go?)

What happens when you give 6 kids a roll of ducttape?

 

[jennybird]

This to their father...

Why do eskimos have tans?

 

[jforrest]

So they can see each other against the snowy white background.

Why does hot water running over your poison ivy rash feel so good?

 

[RelicHound]

So they can see each other against the snowy white background.

Why does hot water running over your poison ivy rash feel so good?

hot water draws out the histamine thereby stopping the itch

If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

 

[BloodEclipse]

If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

No you put posters up at all the Dairy Queens.

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

 

[1032JBT]

No you put posters up at all the Dairy Queens.

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

I don't celebrate Halloween, the devil gets enough attention the other 364 days of the year. At my house we celebrate Harvest and my kids do not go to anyones house that I do not know.


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

 

[BloodEclipse]

I don't celebrate Halloween, the devil gets enough attention the other 364 days of the year. At my house we celebrate Harvest and my kids do not go to anyones house that I do not know.


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

Some guy named Daryl who said that right after winning a drinking contest around 3500BC



Why are they called Deviled eggs? Is the devil somehow involved?