Question Round?

[hornadylnl]

What is the name for a smart blonde?

nonexistant?

Do obama voters have more than 2 brain cells?

 

[ATM]

Do obama voters have more than 2 brain cells?

Maybe if they are pregnant with twins.

Do clowns wear really big socks?

 

[SavageEagle]

Maybe if they are pregnant with twins.

Do clowns wear really big socks?

Take your shoes off and tell us!

Why yall not posting to the Patriotic Picture Thread? Not Patriotic enough?

 

[ATM]

Take your shoes off and tell us!
*Yes, they seem to have very big socks.*

Why yall not posting to the Patriotic Picture Thread? Not Patriotic enough?

Because a picture is worth a thousand words and I like to keep my posts shorter than that.


What would a picture of a thousand words be worth?

 

[SavageEagle]

Because a picture is worth a thousand words and I like to keep my posts shorter than that.


What would a picture of a thousand words be worth?

One million words.

How come NASCAR racers can't seem to get it together on a road track, but it's still so awesome?

 

[spainy79]

One million words.

How come NASCAR racers can't seem to get it together on a road track, but it's still so awesome?

It's not awesome, it's lame.

Why are NHRA top fuel dragsters so awesome? (I really want to answer my own question)

 

[Bigum1969]

It's not awesome, it's lame.

Why are NHRA top fuel dragsters so awesome? (I really want to answer my own question)

Speed. Speed. Speed. Smoke. Flames. Speed. Speed.

Why does gasoline smell so good?

 

[SavageEagle]

Speed. Speed. Speed. Smoke. Flames. Speed. Speed.

Why does gasoline smell so good?

Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which i desire! Ooooooo Yeaheh!

Why are babies so cute an innocent? (Congrats again Lars and Pami!)

 

[SilentWarrior1]

Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which i desire! Ooooooo Yeaheh!

Why are babies so cute an innocent? (Congrats again Lars and Pami!)

It's only a front for the hell during the teenage years you're about to endure.

Is it such a hard concept for Wal-mart to keep 9mm in stock?

 

[Bigum1969]

It's only a front for the hell during the teenage years you're about to endure.

Is it such a hard concept for Wal-mart to keep 9mm in stock?

Because, uhhh... We're hording it. When they get some it spreads like wildfire on the internet and cell phones.

Why does my 12lb dog feel like she weighs 200 pounds when I try to move her while she laying with us in bed?

 

[hornadylnl]

It's only a front for the hell during the teenage years you're about to endure.

Is it such a hard concept for Wal-mart to keep 9mm in stock?

If they kept it in stock, some members post counts would be half of what they are now.

Why would you want 9mm when you can have a real mans caliber like 40 or 45?

 

[Bigum1969]

If they kept it in stock, some members post counts would be half of what they are now.

Why would you want 9mm when you can have a real mans caliber like 40 or 45?

Because it costs less dinero$$$$

Back to my question: Why does my 12lb dog feel like she weighs 200 pounds when I try to move her while she laying with us in bed?

 

[SavageEagle]

Because, uhhh... We're hording it. When they get some it spreads like wildfire on the internet and cell phones.

Why does my 12lb dog feel like she weighs 200 pounds when I try to move her while she laying with us in bed?

Same reason as when I have to carry my kids upstairs to their room for bed!

How has Mr. and Mrs. SilentWarrior been since they never call or email anyone anymore? Huh? HUH?

 

[lawrra]

Same reason as when I have to carry my kids upstairs to their room for bed!

How has Mr. and Mrs. SilentWarrior been since they never call or email anyone anymore? Huh? HUH?

Pshh, they're silent. No one knows.

Why do over ambitious friends insist on yelling comments at people, from my car, on the sidewalk causing the recipient of the comment to jump in their car, follow me, and force me to turn down side streets until I lose them?

 

[FordMan08]

How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren't any sponges??

Why do black people say "axe" so much but you NEVER see any black lumberjacks?

 

[pgw0321321]

Why do black people say "axe" so much but you NEVER see any black lumberjacks?[/quote]

Because the axe won't chop when they hold it sideways.

How do you get your wife to give a little up after you spend a lot of money on guns and ammo?

 

[SavageEagle]

Why do black people say "axe" so much but you NEVER see any black lumberjacks?

Because the axe won't chop when they hold it sideways.

How do you get your wife to give a little up after you spend a lot of money on guns and ammo?[/quote]

You buy her one too and take her shooting!

If that doesn't work, Promise multipule, uh, excitements!

Why must it constantly rain when you're watching 6 kids who desperately want to go outside and play?

 

[SavageEagle]

crap. I can't answer my own question. I'd be considered crazy and institutionalized!

 

[lawrra]

Because the axe won't chop when they hold it sideways.

How do you get your wife to give a little up after you spend a lot of money on guns and ammo?

You buy her one too and take her shooting!

If that doesn't work, Promise multipule, uh, excitements!

Why must it constantly rain when you're watching 6 kids who desperately want to go outside and play?[/QUOTE]
Because God has a sense of humor.

Why is it so flippin' hot outside?

 

[SavageEagle]

Because God has a sense of humor.

Why is it so flippin' hot outside?

It's not. It's windy and cool though.

If there's dry humor, is there also WET humor?