Question Round?

[jforrest]

To make you think your turning back the clock since you just wasted the last 3.5 hours! (Actually I like NASCAR it was just too good to pass up)

Which would you rather have...A) big house B) garage bigger than house C) secret door leading to a secret room in house, which is coincidentally a safe room full of guns and ammo D) an Island all to yourself

 

[SavageEagle]

To make you think your turning back the clock since you just wasted the last 3.5 hours! (Actually I like NASCAR it was just too good to pass up)

Which would you rather have...A) big house B) garage bigger than house C) secret door leading to a secret room in house, which is coincidentally a safe room full of guns and ammo D) an Island all to yourself

I'll take the island all to myself, jforrest. Who needs a volleyball to talk to when there's plenty of living creatures to talk to!

Why does it seem that women in movies are almost never wearing a bra?

 

[esrice]

Why does it seem that women in movies are almost never wearing a bra?

Because "sex sells".

What time is it?

 

[SavageEagle]

Because "sex sells".

What time is it?

Holy CARP! It's 5am. I gotta be up in 2 hours...

Why am I still awake?

 

[mike4sigs]

Holy CARP! It's 5am. I gotta be up in 2 hours...

Why am I still awake?

Because sex sells
Why do they call it a driving range when all they do is hit balls???

 

[ATM]

Why do they call it a driving range when all they do is hit balls???

Because "ball hitting place" sounds too painful. :bigballs:

Why is there a Lifetime channel?

 

[BloodEclipse]

Because "ball hitting place" sounds too painful. :bigballs:

Why is there a Lifetime channel?

So girly men have a place to call home.

How many times will this thread be revived?

 

[SavageEagle]

FOREVA!!!!! BWAHAHAAA

Why does Smokey and the Bandit always give me the chills?

 

[FordMan08]

Why does Smokey and the Bandit always give me the chills?

Because you have a secret man crush on Bert Reynolds.




Why did Helen Kellers dog run away?

 

[BloodEclipse]

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away?

You would to if your name was AGHYRTAWR

How many Nongunowners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[SavageEagle]

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away?

You would to if your name was AGHYRTAWR

How many Nongunowners does it take to screw in a light bulb?

535. Even then it still can't be done.

Why does the Fire Safe Cigs taste different than the nonFSC?

 

[hotfarmboy1]

535. Even then it still can't be done.

Why does the Fire Safe Cigs taste different than the nonFSC?

I don't smoke therefore I don't care.
But I'd guess it'd have something to do with a different paper or tobacco?



Why am I so addicted to this site that I'm not in bed yet?

 

[SavageEagle]

I don't smoke therefore I don't care.
But I'd guess it'd have something to do with a different paper or tobacco?



Why am I so addicted to this site that I'm not in bed yet?

Welcome to the club. Oh God. It's almost 3. NoOoOoOoOoOoOooooo

Anyone wanna go have a smoke since I have to go outside?

 

[hotfarmboy1]

Welcome to the club. Oh God. It's almost 3. NoOoOoOoOoOoOooooo

Anyone wanna go have a smoke since I have to go outside?

Not really, since I don't smoke. But I do need to go out and roll up the windows on my car, lol.



How many liberals does it take to fill a blimp?

 

[BloodEclipse]

How many liberals does it take to fill a blimp?

Only one. There is enough hot air in every liberal.

What do robots dream of?

 

[ATM]

What do robots dream of?

Electric sheep.


If you thought you were dying while sitting in the living room, would you go somewhere else?

 

[RelicHound]

Electric sheep.


If you thought you were dying while sitting in the living room, would you go somewhere else?

yeah,to the phone to call for help

If you had to choose one "woman" to wake up next to every morning for the next 3 weeks which one would you choose.
Rosie Odonnel
Jocelyn wildenstein
Rachel Dratch
have to choose one from those three

 

[ATM]

^ Threadkiller!

(I only knew the first two so I'll take Rachel by default.)




Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

 

[RelicHound]

 

[BloodEclipse]

yeah,to the phone to call for help

If you had to choose one "woman" to wake up next to every morning for the next 3 weeks which one would you choose.
Rosie Odonnel
Jocelyn wildenstein
Rachel Dratch
have to choose one from those three

I guess Rosie. Your question leaves a loophole. It only says you have to wake up next to her. That doesn't mean she ever has to wake up.


What question was I going to ask?