Question Round?

[RelicHound]

Some guy named Daryl who said that right after winning a drinking contest around 3500BC



Why are they called Deviled eggs? Is the devil somehow involved?

"deviling" is a seasoning process,To be considered deviled, a food has to have a kick from something like Dijon mustard, hot sauce, cayenne pepper or chopped hot peppers.

why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemoroid when its in your butt?

 

[BloodEclipse]

why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemoroid when its in your butt?

Because if it was the other way around no one would ever want to grow up to be an Astronaut. (Ok I know there would be a few but that is just gross.)

If you could fart anywhere, where would you dream of doing it?

 

[RelicHound]

Because if it was the other way around no one would ever want to grow up to be an Astronaut. (Ok I know there would be a few but that is just gross.)

If you could fart anywhere, where would you dream of doing it?

the White house

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your head lights on...what happens?

 

[SavageEagle]

If you could fart anywhere, where would you dream of doing it?

I couldn't resist this one...

On the moon to see if the gas is really green before you light it on fire!

the White house

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your head lights on...what happens?

I would have said oval office while the entire administration is present, but 220, 221, whatever.

I'm guessing you'd blow up from all the light gathering in one place...

Why is a sealed, empty, 55 gallon oil drum considered a environmental hazard if it's SEALED???

 

[RelicHound]

I couldn't resist this one...

On the moon to see if the gas is really green before you light it on fire!



I would have said oval office while the entire administration is present, but 220, 221, whatever.

I'm guessing you'd blow up from all the light gathering in one place...

Why is a sealed, empty, 55 gallon oil drum considered a environmental hazard if it's SEALED???

cause the gubmint says so...duh!

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

 

[BloodEclipse]

cause the gubmint says so...duh!

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

No he becomes injured....

dont spin him so close to traffic next time.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

[lawrra]

No he becomes injured....

dont spin him so close to traffic next time.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Because the fabric has a nice texture

Why haven't I bought a suppressor yet?

 

[RachelMarie]

Because the fabric has a nice texture

Why haven't I bought a suppressor yet?

Because you are a procrastinator!


When will I be out of pain???

 

[RachelMarie]

WHAT??? NO ONE HAS AN ANSWER FOR MY QUESTION.? What a crappy group of INGOers! lol. Just playing. Carry on!

 

[Roadie]

Because you are a procrastinator!


When will I be out of pain???

When Obama is finally out of office?

Will my wife ever let me buy another gun?

 

[BloodEclipse]

Will my wife ever let me buy another gun?

I'll answer the question with a question.

If your wife won't "let" you buy another gun what will you get next, another gun or another wife?????

 

[Roadie]

I'll answer the question with a question.

If your wife won't "let" you buy another gun what will you get next, another gun or another wife?????

Hmmmmm another gun, of course.

(hi honey )

 

[BloodEclipse]

Hmmmmm another gun, of course.

(hi honey )

Ok but you have to ask a question now?

 

[Roadie]

Ok but you have to ask a question now?

doh

If driver's licenses don't prevent auto deaths, why would a gun license?

 

[HandK]

doh

If driver's licenses don't prevent auto deaths, why would a gun license?

Because the Dem's think guns kill.

Do the Drivers licenses in japan have a place for on them for eye and hair color?

 

[RelicHound]

Because the Dem's think guns kill.

Do the Drivers licenses in japan have a place for on them for eye and hair color?

dunno..I cant read Japanese.

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[SavageEagle]

dunno..I cant read Japanese.

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

None. IF he could chuck wood, he'd be able to open, lift, and drink beer and would probably do that instead!

What happened to Jack and Jill after they tumbled down the hill?

 

[DocGlock86]

None. IF he could chuck wood, he'd be able to open, lift, and drink beer and would probably do that instead!

What happened to Jack and Jill after they tumbled down the hill?

Jack landed on Jill and out popped Bill........


Would things be different if Adam was the first to eat the fruit instead of Eve?

 

[SavageEagle]

Jack landed on Jill and out popped Bill........


Would things be different if Adam was the first to eat the fruit instead of Eve?

If so, I'd become a nun. Kidney stones were bad enough....

What ever happened to Jack Flash after he jumped over the candlestick and the cow that jumped over the moon?

 

[Bigum1969]

I don't know about Jack Flash, but the cow...

Why do NASCAR races run counter-clockwise?