Question Round?

[Panama]

Brown sugar & cinnamon!

Why is it my quads still hurt five days after doing a set of squats and lunges at the gym?

Maybe it is because you meant to spell.........Jim?


If a cow farts in the pasture and nobody is there to hear it, does it still smell?

 

[IndyBeerman]

Aww...you didn't follow the instructions.

Baby Desert Eagles are better because it's all metal and it makes you feel halfway badass because desert eagle is part of the name.

ATM machines have braille because K.I.T. cars from Knight Rider are real and drive blind people everywhere.

Why does Indiana restrict alcohol sales on Sunday?

So IndyBeerman can have a day off to mow the yard and other chores like going to the range to blow off some frustration since he's slaving away the other days, otherwise he drops, kicks, shakes and abuse's the brew.

Question:

Why hasn't someone figured out a way to hypnotise the liberal left masses to lean more towards the right some we may protect our life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

 

[HandK]

So IndyBeerman can have a day off to mow the yard and other chores like going to the range to blow off some frustration since he's slaving away the other days, otherwise he drops, kicks, shakes and abuse's the brew.

Question:

Why hasn't someone figured out a way to hypnotise the liberal left masses to lean more towards the right some we may protect our life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

Because Barry Obamatard wont let that secret out.

Question? Why is it our (husbands) fault that the dog puked on the rug when we (husbands) were at work !!! ( and she feed it what it puked up)

 

[ATM]

If a cow farts in the pasture and nobody is there to hear it, does it still smell?

Yes, but the cows don't mind their own brand.

Question? Why is it our (husbands) fault that the dog puked on the rug when we (husbands) were at work !!! ( and she feed it what it puked up)

Because the women have boobs. Men are boobs.


Where did I leave my sunglasses?

 

[Bigum1969]

Yes, but the cows don't mind their own brand.



Because the women have boobs. Men are boobs.


Where did I leave my sunglasses?

She's got'em:

Why can't I get off my lazy a$$ and get yard work done?

 

[ATM]

Why can't I get off my lazy a$$ and get yard work done?

Because you are busy browsing for old ladies with shades.


Why do people call them ATM machines? Isn't that what the M stands for?

 

[HandK]

Yes, but the cows don't mind their own brand.



Because the women have boobs. Men are boobs.

This brings up the obvious question ? Men love Boobs we live for Boobs so why didn't god just give them to us in the first place?

 

[ATM]

Men love Boobs we live for Boobs so why didn't god just give them to us in the first place?

We'd never get around to the yard work.

*see previous question*

 

[theweakerbrother]

Yes, but the cows don't mind their own brand.



Because the women have boobs. Men are boobs.

This brings up the obvious question ? Men love Boobs we live for Boobs so why didn't god just give them to us in the first place?

But God gave some men boobs and called them moobs. It is harder for men to get girls with boobs when they have moobs.

Why does ginger relieve nausea?

 

[HandK]

But God gave some men boobs and called them moobs. It is harder for men to get girls with boobs when they have moobs.

Why does ginger relieve nausea?

I didn't know Ginger did, Besides I liked Maryann better.

Question: If no one was around to hear Al Gore talk about Global warming would he still be an Idiot?

 

[Bigum1969]

I didn't know Ginger did, Besides I liked Maryann better.

Question: If no one was around to hear Al Gore talk about Global warming would he still be an Idiot?

Yes. Problem is, idiots attract other idiots. That's why he'll always have an audience.

Why did my dog eat a whole in our couch?

 

[hornadylnl]

Yes. Problem is, idiots attract other idiots. That's why he'll always have an audience.

Why did my dog eat a whole in our couch?

Cause he needs doggy Prozac?

Why don't family trees fork in the south? I just left a hotel pool outside of Chattanooga.

 

[SavageEagle]

Cause he needs doggy Prozac?

Why don't family trees fork in the south? I just left a hotel pool outside of Chattanooga.

Because they're easier to uproot and tear down!

If your daughter had a cyst in her throat and the doctors you took her to for a second opinion were freaking out about all the things the OTHER doctors didn't do, would you go strangle the first doctors?

 

[infidel]

Because they're easier to uproot and tear down!

If your daughter had a cyst in her throat and the doctors you took her to for a second opinion were freaking out about all the things the OTHER doctors didn't do, would you go strangle the first doctors?

Yes
note: I do not condone the strangling of doctors

I dip Cope Straight. You?

 

[SavageEagle]

Yes
note: I do not condone the strangling of doctors

I dip Cope Straight. You?

Nor do I. I just don't like Hendricks Regional. Always go to Riley first.

I smoke, not dip.

I'll pass the question this time. Just don't let me do it again.

 

[spainy79]

16 hours since the last post...what happened to this thread?

 

[Beau]

16 hours since the last post...what happened to this thread?

Even good threads need sleep.

If you had an errection lasting four hours would you really consult a doctor?

 

[HandK]

Even good threads need sleep.

If you had an errection lasting four hours would you really consult a doctor?

Depends on what she looks like!!



Why did SavageEagle kill his own thread by not asking a question?

 

[ATM]

Why did Savageagle kill his own thread by not asking a question?

Because he can't close this thread.


Are you threatening me?

 

[Beau]

Depends on what she looks like!!



Why did Savageagle kill his own thread by not asking a question?

Some people just can't follow the rules. Even the ones they make.

What is the name for a smart blonde?