Question Round?

[wtfd661]

Why is True Lies the most kick @$$ movie ever?

cause Jamie Lee Curtis strips down to her underwear.

Why do dogs lick themselves ?

 

[ATM]

Why do dogs lick themselves ?

Because they can.

Bacon or sausage?

 

[lawrra]

I sometimes forget that the refresh button is my friend...

 

[wtfd661]

Bacon or sausage?

Both and lots of them.

C or D cup, or does it matter ?

 

[Pami]

Both and lots of them.

C or D cup, or does it matter ?

C because at D you start to have back problems over time.

Why does my cat insist on licking everything?

 

[wtfd661]

Why does my cat insist on licking everything?

cause they are not as smart as dogs

Sooooo, why do dogs make better pets than cats ?

 

[lawrra]

cause they are not as smart as dogs

Sooooo, why do dogs make better pets than cats ?

Because they aren't sneaky little animals.

Why do people always hate on each other's firearms?

 

[wtfd661]

Why do people always hate on each other's firearms?

To justify their own choices (at least the ones who are doing the "hating")



Why is "Whose line is it anyways" the best ever improve show?

 

[kludge]

If the Earth is spinning to the East, how is it that the clouds usually head in an easterly direction and not westerly? Wouldn't Earth spinning to the east logically make the clouds/Jet Stream/ocean elevators/etc move to the west?

Depends where you live. Hurricanes start on the west coast of Africa and end up in Cuba.

But, bathtubs drain counterclockwise here and clockwise in Australia, or maybe that's the other way around.

Oh, and the earth is 25,000 miles in diameter and spins once in 24 hours, so that's >1,000 mph at the equator.

Why is "Whose line is it anyways" the best ever improve show?

Because talented people ran the show, not a stuffed suit. (you can also apply that to music these days)

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Why do girls scream?

 

[Beau]

To justify their own choices (at least the ones who are doing the "hating")



Why is "Whose line is it anyways" the best ever improve show?

Because the show doesn't have much competition.

Does Extenze really work?

 

[edsinger]

Tuesday.

What is the longest english word typed using only the top row of letters on a standard keyboard?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Will the US warship board the North Korean Vessel?

 

[Bigum1969]

Nope.

Why is it so damn humid in Indiana?

 

[hc4sar]

because it's indiana at it's best

why is lead so heavy?

 

[lawrra]

because it's indiana at it's best

why is lead so heavy?

Because it has a density of 11.342 g/cc, nearly 5 times the density of aluminum.

Why are thunderstorms so fascinating?

 

[SavageEagle]

Because it has a density of 11.342 g/cc, nearly 5 times the density of aluminum.

Why are thunderstorms so fascinating?

BECAUSE THEY"RE FREAKING KICK*** AWESOMENESS THAT CAN"T BE MATCHED!!!

Which way does lightning travel, up or down? (normally, not cloud to cloud lightning!)

 

[JBob77]

UP!!

What is the firing order of a 1979 ford truck w/ a 302?

 

[Bigum1969]

UP!!

What is the firing order of a 1979 ford truck w/ a 302?

1-5-4-2-6-3-7-8

Why does it hurt so bad when you get hit in the :bigballs:?

 

[ATM]

Why does it hurt so bad when you get hit in the :bigballs:?

It doesn't. HTFU!

Why are rainbows happening closer to the ground than they used to?

 

[Bigum1969]

It doesn't. HTFU!

Why are rainbows happening closer to the ground than they used to?

DUH, Global Warming!

Why do sharpies smell so good?

 

[SavageEagle]

DUH, Global Warming!

Why do sharpies smell so good?

don't remember after I wake up!

What falls faster, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?