Question Round?

[Bigum1969]

don't remember after I wake up!

What falls faster, a ton of feathers or a ton of lead?

They should fall the same speed, but their may be more drag with the feathers.

Why does Grand Marnier taste so good?

 

[Donnelly]

Why does Grand Marnier taste so good?

I've never tried it, so I will have to take your word for it.

If the Earth is spinning to the East, how is it that the clouds usually head in an easterly direction and not westerly? Wouldn't Earth spinning to the east logically make the clouds/Jet Stream/ocean elevators/etc move to the west?

I know the atmosphere has a lot to do with it...

Coriolis effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Why did I find the need to answer SavageEagle's original question?

 

[Bigum1969]

I've never tried it, so I will have to take your word for it.



Coriolis effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Why did I find the need to answer SavageEagle's original question?

Uhhh.... Because you're a little bit of a geek!!! (j/k!!)

Why does CNN love Barack Obama?

 

[SavageEagle]

I've never tried it, so I will have to take your word for it.



Coriolis effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Why did I find the need to answer SavageEagle's original question?

Not sure, but I thank you! I had just started reading about some things on the NASA links. This helps!

Uhhh.... Because you're a little bit of a geek!!! (j/k!!)

Why does CNN love Barack Obama?

Why is obamatard such a douche?

 

[Bigum1969]

Because he can't help himself. Don't blame him. He's a liberal. Which means it's our fault!

With 200+ channels, why is it impossible to find something decent to watch on TV?

 

[1032JBT]

Because he can't help himself. Don't blame him. He's a liberal. Which means it's our fault!

With 200+ channels, why is it impossible to find something decent to watch on TV?

Because there is only on tv these days.


Why do they call it "a pair of pants" when there is only one?

 

[Bigum1969]

Because they are referring to the pair of :bigballs: that will be residing in them.

Why do we get taxed for so many things? Cars, houses, property, personal property, cigarettes, alcohol, income, etc.?

EDIT: Second question. Why do North Korean troops march like jackasses doing the goosestep?

 

[1032JBT]

Because they are referring to the pair of :bigballs: that will be residing in them.

Why do we get taxed for so many things? Cars, houses, property, personal property, cigarettes, alcohol, income, etc.?

EDIT: Second question. Why do North Korean troops march like jackasses doing the goosestep?

Easy there buckaroo...........one question at a time.



#1: Because the gooberment needs their cut.
#2: Because they think the rooskies looked kewl.


Why do we park on a driveway yet drive on a parkway??

 

[SavageEagle]

Why do we park on a driveway yet drive on a parkway??

Beat me too it! because the driveway and parkway were invented in NY and NY people are already messed up in the head?

If Dog and God are spelled with the same letters but backwards, are dogs Gods? Or is God a dog?

Time for bed. (Told you the questions would get stupid!)

 

[BloodEclipse]

God is a dog.
What type of dog is God?

 

[GhostofWinter]

God is a dog.
What type of dog is God?

A golden retriever of course

Why are isn't a bra plural since what resides in them is a pair?

Greg

 

[cclark2009]

A golden retriever of course

Why are isn't a bra plural since what resides in them is a pair?

Greg

Bra is plural. It's singular form is "an elastic device that holds the most delectible, sensuous, lick-smacking goodies known to man"


Who is the a%$hole that made it illegal for women to walk down the street topless?

 

[infidel]

Bra is plural. It's singular form is "an elastic device that holds the most delectible, sensuous, lick-smacking goodies known to man"


Who is the a% that made it illegal for women to walk down the street topless?

A woman.

Why do you like guns?

 

[Panama]

A woman.

Why do you like guns?

I like guns, because you can make holes in damn near anything with them!

I think it is nice that the blind get to play golf too, even though it slows everyone else down.

But my question is,
"Why don't they just play after dark"?

 

[theweakerbrother]

They don't play after dark because security would tackle them.

If blind people were sunglasses to hide their eyes, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

 

[BloodEclipse]

Because being deaf and looking stupid is not in fashion.

Do you walk on moving sidewalks?

 

[ATM]

Do you walk on moving sidewalks?

Just once, but I was tripping on acid.


Why did they put an "s" in the word lisp?

 

[SavageEagle]

Just once, but I was tripping on acid.


Why did they put an "s" in the word lisp?

Cause it's funny to say.

Whilst tripping on said acid did you see all the animals dancing on the lawn while doo doo doo lookin out your back door?

 

[ATM]

Whilst tripping on said acid did you see all the animals dancing on the lawn while doo doo doo lookin out your back door?

I don't let anyone doo doo out my back door, but yes there are still dancing animals.


What's the best flavor of Pop-Tarts?

 

[Pami]

I don't let anyone doo doo out my back door, but yes there are still dancing animals.


What's the best flavor of Pop-Tarts?

Brown sugar & cinnamon!

Why is it my quads still hurt five days after doing a set of squats and lunges at the gym?