Destroy-A-Wish (*forum game*)

[Andre46996]

Your wish is granted. He's found it to be a perfect water dish. Now he's drunk so much water that he peed on your carpet.

I wish c-section scars were not a pre-requisite for Indiana strip clubs.

Granted, now your eyes won't be distracted and you will notice the stretch marks and the tattoo of their babies daddies on their thighs, neck, boobs, so fourth, lets not forget you will now notice the missing teeth too.

I wish strip clubs had free Wednesday!!

 

[Kase]

Granted, now your eyes won't be distracted and you will notice the stretch marks and the tattoo of their babies daddies on their thighs, neck, boobs, so fourth, lets not forget you will now notice the missing teeth too.

I wish strip clubs had free Wednesday!!

Granted, but its "pre-op tranny night"

I wish i had gladiator mice

 

[rjstew317]

Granted, but its "pre-op tranny night"

I wish i had gladiator mice

granted: but you have to dig them out of Richard Gere's arse.

i wish my house was paid off

 

[Kase]

granted: but you have to dig them out of Richard Gere's arse.

i wish my house was paid off

Granted, but the new owners are moving in tomorrow

I wish we had a new president

 

[qwkdrwmgw]

I wish we had a new president

Granted but its Hillary Clinton


I wish I had a wish

 

[rhinoabe]

Granted but you wish Hillary Clinton is your lover.
I wish for a new Yamaha rhino

 

[drgnrobo]

Granted but its a power wheel
I wish I had super powers

 

[sepe]

Granted, you have special powers like getting a candy bar for tying your shoes, the power to soil yourself in public and people just look at you and say "aww, bless his heart". You also have the power to ride in the back of the short bus.

I wish I had more motivation to finish this paper instead of constantly finding reruns, xbox live, or something more "worthy" to occupy my time.

 

[qwkdrwmgw]

I wish I had more motivation to finish this paper instead of constantly finding reruns, xbox live, or something more "worthy" to occupy my time.

Granted but you still get an F


I wish I had a reputation beyond repute

 

[Mr.Lubie]

Granted but you still get an F


I wish I had a reputation beyond repute

Granted but your banned

I wish I didn't have to poo

 

[sepe]

Granted but your banned

I wish I didn't have to poo

Granted, you no longer feel the need to poo but now your burping up poo chunks.

I wish it was summer so I could be out fishing for catfish right now with a cold PBR in my hand.

 

[rhinoabe]

Granted but all the catfish are fingerlings and the PBR is skunked.
I wish my pond i am building was complete.

 

[Love the 1911]

Granted but all the catfish are fingerlings and the PBR is skunked.
I wish my pond i am building was complete.

Granted but a volcano just erupted in the middle and filled your pond with "magma".

I wish I could log off of INGO and go get some sleep.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Granted but a volcano just erupted in the middle and filled your pond with "magma".

I wish I could log off of INGO and go get some sleep.

Granted, but the phone will not stop ringing.
I wish I had someone to play with today.

 

[Buckhunter]

Granted, but the phone will not stop ringing.
I wish I had someone to play with today.

Granted but it's "Bubba" and he wants to play with you too
I wish I didn't have to go to the grocery store today

 

[Stainer]

Granted but it's "Bubba" and he wants to play with you too
I wish I didn't have to go to the grocery store today

Granted, but instead you spend all day in JoAnne Fabrics, and there are no hot chicks just really old ones.

I wish my new patio would hurry up and get built.

 

[jdhaines]

Granted, but instead you spend all day in JoAnne Fabrics, and there are no hot chicks just really old ones.

I wish my new patio would hurry up and get built.

Granted, but it's crooked and rots in the course of a single year.

I wish I had the money to send my rifle to Rifle Dynamics to get it worked on and made beautiful!

 

[Disposable Heart]

Granted, but it's crooked and rots in the course of a single year.

I wish I had the money to send my rifle to Rifle Dynamics to get it worked on and made beautiful!

Granted, your railed, pink Crickett rechambered in .22 Short will be done shortly.

I wish I could see through blouses...

 

[nawainwright]

Granted, your railed, pink Crickett rechambered in .22 Short will be done shortly.

I wish I could see through blouses...

Granted, but its only the blouses of centenarians and the morbidly obese.

I wish my wife had a bigger rack.

 

[Kase]

Granted, but she is now my wife

I wish I didn't have a wife now