Destroy-A-Wish (*forum game*)

[shooter521]

I wish I didn't have a wife now

Granted, but you have a husband.

I wish computer companies would hire tech-support people who actually knew jack **** about their products.

 

[Kase]

Granted, but you have a husband.

I wish computer companies would hire tech-support people who actually knew jack **** about their products.

Granted, but they're all middle-eastern and don't speak a lick of english

I wish the weather would stay like this

 

[Disposable Heart]

Granted, but they're all middle-eastern and don't speak a lick of english

I wish the weather would stay like this

Granted, but the overcast clouds hide a sinister alien evil approaching...

I wish my head was an emoticon...

 

[sepe]

Granted, but the overcast clouds hide a sinister alien evil approaching...

I wish my head was an emoticon...

Granted but it is this one

I wish I was Kim Kardashian's toilet seat.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted but it is this one

I wish I was Kim Kardashian's toilet seat.

granted but she had Taco Bell last night and it's UGLY

I wish my truck wasn't so dirty

 

[tmfinney]

granted but she had Taco Bell last night and it's UGLY

I wish my truck wasn't so dirty

Granted but its up on blocks and needs a new engine and transmission.

I wish I was back down in Florida.

 

[kspa57]

Granted but its up on blocks and needs a new engine and transmission.

I wish I was back down in Florida.

Granted, you now in Orlando FL Orange County jail sharing a cell with Bubba.
I wish I was in a jet fighter

 

[wtfd661]

Granted, you now in Orlando FL Orange County jail sharing a cell with Bubba.
I wish I was in a jet fighter

Granted but its one of those "jet fighters" you find in front of stores and it only cost a quarter to "pilot"

I wish I owned all the guns I've ever wanted to own

 

[steve666]

I wish I owned all the guns I've ever wanted to own

Granted but they've all been de-miled!!!

I wish I had enough money to retire in comfort right now.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted but they've all been de-miled!!!

I wish I had enough money to retire in comfort right now.

granted but you got it by crossing a drug cartel and they've put a price on your head

I wish I had more sweet tea

 

[rhinoabe]

Granted, But with extra sugar added you are so hyper that you cant set down.
I wish the wife and i could have had children.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted, But with extra sugar added you are so hyper that you cant set down.
I wish the wife and i could have had children.

granted but they don't look like either one of you

I wish my dog didn't bark at everyone

 

[rhinoabe]

Granted, your dog dosn't bark at all now and a BG comes in your house and steels all your stuff.
I wish my dogs didn't leave packages in the yard large enough to stall the lawn mower.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted, your dog dosn't bark at all now and a BG comes in your house and steels all your stuff.
I wish my dogs didn't leave packages in the yard large enough to stall the lawn mower.

granted but they're now Chihuahua's

I wish it wasn't gonna snow on Sunday

 

[steve666]

Granted, it's going to snow on Monday.

Wish I was taller.

 

[Buckhunter]

Granted now you 7'-6" and have to special order your chothes and duck at all doors.

I wish I owned a strip club.

 

[HandK]

Granted now you 7'-6" and have to special order your chothes and duck at all doors.

I wish I owned a strip club.

Granted you are now the Owner of a mens only gay strip club!!

I wish it was summer!

 

[Buckhunter]

Granted but you break your leg and your the door man at my strip club!

I wish I was out fishing

 

[rhinoabe]

Granted, you went fishing and the game warden asked you for your license and you didn't have any and he took you to jail.
I wish my dogs had not got sprayed by a skunk last night. P U.

 

[steve666]

Granted, you got sprayed by a skunk last night!!! PU

I wish I could shoot as well now as I did when I was in my 20's.