Destroy-A-Wish (*forum game*)

[HandK]

Granted, your credit cards are paid but as soon as they are someone steals your identity and runs them up again.

I wish Bubba didn't get around as much as he does.

Granted he is now your Siamese twin!!

I wish I had a million dollars!!

 

[ATM]

I wish I had a million dollars!!

Granted - but the dye pack explodes as soon as you leave the bank.
You are then arrested and thrown in a cell with Bubba and his itchy-bearded Siamese twin.


I wish the NFA restrictions were repealed.

 

[oneshotonekill]

Granted, but then gun prices doubled, which is bad.

I wish there was a zoo like area that had zombies for our viewing pleasure.

 

[sepe]

Granted, but then gun prices doubled, which is bad.

I wish there was a zoo like area that had zombies for our viewing pleasure.

Granted but while trying to show off, you climb the fence and your brains are eaten.

I wish I knew when Bridget the Midget was going to be back in Ft. Wayne.

 

[fire259]

Granted but while trying to show off, you climb the fence and your brains are eaten.

I wish I knew when Bridget the Midget was going to be back in Ft. Wayne.

Granted but when you go to see her you find out she is post-op and now goes by Brian

I wish I didn't have to work a 12 tonight

 

[oneshotonekill]

Granted, I'll do it, I need the money, none for you.

I wish I didn't show off in the zombie cage, that was stupid.

 

[fire259]

Granted, I'll do it, I need the money, none for you.

I wish I didn't show off in the zombie cage, that was stupid.

Granted instead you went and worked my shift, but there was a 3 alarm fire and since I forgot to give you my gear you got burned, badly

I wish I had given you my gear first, I feel bad that you got burned

 

[oneshotonekill]

Granted, and I instantly became even more bad***!!!

I wish the Boat Sport and Travel show wasnt so crowded and people didn't crop dust all over the place.

 

[fire259]

Granted, and I instantly became even more bad***!!!

I wish the Boat Sport and Travel show wasnt so crowded and people didn't crop dust all over the place.

Granted but it's because you went on the wrong weekend and it's the bridal show.

I wish I was at the Daytona 500

 

[Kase]

Granted but it's because you went on the wrong weekend and it's the bridal show.

I wish I was at the Daytona 500

Granted, but your seated next to bubba, and he's sweating profusely

I wish I was a old west bounty hunter like the guy on Red Dead Redemption

 

[96firephoenix]

granted, but then you wake up.

I wish I had Limited Slip Differential instead of an open diff.

 

[Kase]

granted, but then you wake up.

I wish I had Limited Slip Differential instead of an open diff.

Granted, but its in a Ford Fiesta

I wish I could buy the new house I want

 

[ljadayton]

Granted, but its in a Ford Fiesta

I wish I could buy the new house I want

granted but it's in the middle of a new landfill

I wish it was warmer out today

 

[Kase]

granted but it's in the middle of a new landfill

I wish it was warmer out today

Granted, but the extreme heat melts everything and we cease to exist

I wish the chick I met at the bar last night would've told me she was post-op before I bothered to take her home

 

[Titanium_Frost]

Granted, but the extreme heat melts everything and we cease to exist

I wish the chick I met at the bar last night would've told me she was post-op before I bothered to take her home

Granted, but you took her home anyway...

I wish I had an infinite ammo code like a video game.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Granted, but you took her home anyway...

I wish I had an infinite ammo code like a video game.

Granted, but you are out of lives

I wish......

 

[Kase]

Granted, but you are out of lives

I wish......

Granted but.........

I wish that last wish would've made more sense

 

[indyk]

Granted but.........

I wish that last wish would've made more sense

Your wish is granted, even though you feel like it made perfect sense you are still left a little bit confused.



I wish I can get me an Steyr AUG this Summer.

 

[Titanium_Frost]

Your wish is granted, even though you feel like it made perfect sense you are still left a little bit confused.



I wish I can get me an Steyr AUG this Summer.

Granted! It is even a REAL full auto version too! But wait, it wasn't transferred properly and you get 10 years in Federal prison and a $10,000 fine.

I wish my wife would do that really kinky thing I've been begging for.

 

[rhinoabe]

Granted She did but it was with the guys in the Hood.
I wish my car was clean.