Granted, now your eyes won't be distracted and you will notice the stretch marks and the tattoo of their babies daddies on their thighs, neck, boobs, so fourth, lets not forget you will now notice the missing teeth too.Your wish is granted. He's found it to be a perfect water dish. Now he's drunk so much water that he peed on your carpet.
I wish c-section scars were not a pre-requisite for Indiana strip clubs.
I wish strip clubs had free Wednesday!!