Destroy-A-Wish (*forum game*)

[Bubba]

Granted, but you gave it to your wife..

I wish I could get rid of the Clap now too.

Granted. Your junk falls off.

I wish we had a new topic here.

 

[acase20]

granted but its another topic just like this with a different name

I wish my LTCH would come today

 

[indyk]

I have to play one more time today

I wish my LTCH would come today[/quote]

Granted, you LTCH paper work is in your mail box.
But you have been denied.

I wish for free ammo.

 

[steve666]

It does but when you go to laminate it you accidentally run it through the shredder instead and have to wait for a replacement.

I wish I could have ALL of the guns and ammo I desire and a great place to shoot them.

 

[Bunnykid68]

It does but when you go to laminate it you accidentally run it through the shredder instead and have to wait for a replacement.

I wish I could have ALL of the guns and ammo I desire and a great place to shoot them.

Granted, but you no longer have fingers or toes in which to pull the trigger

I wish a had a battle hamster

 

[steve666]

I wish my LTCH would come today

Granted, you LTCH paper work is in your mail box.
But you have been denied.

I wish for free ammo.[/quote]

Granted, 10,000 rounds of .43 Egyptian. Postage due.

I wish someone would take me to Murphys tonight and buy me a steak dinner.

 

[ljadayton]

I wish a had a battle hamster

granted...but he turns on you and you have to stomp him

I wish I had another dog

 

[Bunnykid68]

granted...but he turns on you and you have to stomp him

I wish I had another dog

Granted, but he chokes on my squished hamster

I wish you had another dog.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted, but he chokes on my squished hamster

I wish you had another dog.

<lmao>

granted but he runs away with my current dog

I wish I could stop reading this thread

 

[sepe]

<lmao>

granted but he runs away with my current dog

I wish I could stop reading this thread

Granted, you go blind.

I wish I had a couple dozen hyenas.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted, you go blind.

I wish I had a couple dozen hyenas.

granted but they're too busy laughing to do anything

I wish I had a bigger tv

 

[Andre46996]

granted but they're too busy laughing to do anything

I wish I had a bigger tv

Granted but the only channel you get is BET and the volume is broken at the loudest setting.

I wish it was tomorrow.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted but the only channel you get is BET and the volume is broken at the loudest setting.

I wish it was tomorrow.

granted but you're babysitting my tv

I wish I was in better shape

 

[Bunnykid68]

Granted but the only channel you get is BET and the volume is broken at the loudest setting.

I wish it was tomorrow.

Granted, but now you are a day behind on everything.

I wish I had a cold beer

 

[ljadayton]

Granted, but now you are a day behind on everything.

I wish I had a cold beer

granted but you're sitting in an igloo in Alaska so it's frozen

I wish I had some ice cream

 

[Andre46996]

granted but you're babysitting my tv

I wish I was in better shape

Granted.... Round is a shape!!

granted but you're sitting in an igloo in Alaska so it's frozen

I wish I had some ice cream

Granted, it comes from the guy who was giving away samples of his "Homemade Greek" Yogurt.

I wish my dog would listen today.

 

[sepe]

Granted, it comes from the guy who was giving away samples of his "Homemade Greek" Yogurt.

I wish my dog would listen today.

Granted, your dog listens and finally cleans up that peanut butter.

I wish someone would finish my calculus for me since I don't want to.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted.... Round is a shape!!


Granted, it comes from the guy who was giving away samples of his "Homemade Greek" Yogurt.

I wish my dog would listen today.

granted but it's to the voices in his head..and they told him to run away after my 2 dogs

I wish I had more rep

 

[Andre46996]

Granted, your dog listens and finally cleans up that peanut butter.

I wish someone would finish my calculus for me since I don't want to.

Granted, I finish your Calculus, it is all wrong but it is finished.

granted but it's to the voices in his head..and they told him to run away after my 2 dogs

I wish I had more rep

Granted but it is all negative.

I wish I gave a crap today.

 

[TiminMishawaka]

Granted, You are turned into a House Fly with a obsession for dog crap.

I wish my dog could use the crapper.

Your wish is granted. He's found it to be a perfect water dish. Now he's drunk so much water that he peed on your carpet.

I wish c-section scars were not a pre-requisite for Indiana strip clubs.