Granted. But you find out it's your long lost sister.
I wish I had wings.
Granted, Your now a fly, living in a dumpster outside an abortion clinic.
I wish tax stamps were free.
Granted. But you find out it's your long lost sister.
I wish I had wings.
granted but they're stamped on your forehead with poisonGranted, Your now a fly, living in a dumpster outside an abortion clinic.
I wish tax stamps were free.
granted but they're stamped on your forehead with poison
i wish i had endless money that could be spent anywhere
Granted but you have terminal cancer with 1 minute to live
I wish I was a double rainbow
Granted but they will be spray painted on your house during gay pride week!
You say that like its a bad thing.
I wish I knew what these bumps were...
Granted, the bumps are genital warts.
I wish I could get the Facts of Life song out of my head.
Granted.. however to save packaging cost before shipping the horse and the two goats were run through the chipper.Thank god thats all they are.
Granted but now it is replaced by an endless stream of Justin Bieber.
I wish I had a mini horse, 2 billy goats, and an industrial wood chipper.
Granted.. however to save packaging cost before shipping the horse and the two goats were run through the chipper.
I wish I had a 3ft Rooster.
have a good day
Granted. I have an excellent day, but later this evening UPS drops off a package which mysteriously disappears and makes me kinda sad.
I wish I had some coffee.
Granted. I have an excellent day, but later this evening UPS drops off a package which mysteriously disappears and makes me kinda sad.
I wish I had some coffee.
Granted you got lucky and drank of of the cans they found baby mice in. On a plus side it was the best tasting Diet Coke you ever drank.Granted you are now Wan Valdese, all you can do is pick the beans for the rest of the world!!
I wish I had a Diet Coke!
I wish upon a star.
I wish to win the lottery
Granted it is for a dollar and the ticket cost 2 dollars
I wish I had a nice truck to run on the cheap fuel
granted, its a power wheels truck that runs on electricity
I wish that the next person who makes a wish gets the clap
Wish granted. I caught it from your wife.
I wish I could get rid of the clap.