Destroy-A-Wish (*forum game*)

[Andre46996]

Granted. But you find out it's your long lost sister.

I wish I had wings.

Granted, Your now a fly, living in a dumpster outside an abortion clinic.

I wish tax stamps were free.

 

[darkkevin]

Granted, Your now a fly, living in a dumpster outside an abortion clinic.

I wish tax stamps were free.

granted but they're stamped on your forehead with poison

i wish i had endless money that could be spent anywhere

 

[Mr.Lubie]

granted but they're stamped on your forehead with poison

i wish i had endless money that could be spent anywhere

Granted but you have terminal cancer with 1 minute to live

I wish I was a double rainbow

 

[speedsix]

Granted but you have terminal cancer with 1 minute to live

I wish I was a double rainbow

Granted but they will be spray painted on your house during gay pride week!

 

[sepe]

Granted but they will be spray painted on your house during gay pride week!

You say that like its a bad thing.

I wish I knew what these bumps were...

 

[Andre46996]

You say that like its a bad thing.

I wish I knew what these bumps were...

Granted, the bumps are genital warts.

I wish I could get the Facts of Life song out of my head.

 

[sepe]

Granted, the bumps are genital warts.

I wish I could get the Facts of Life song out of my head.

Thank god thats all they are.

Granted but now it is replaced by an endless stream of Justin Bieber.

I wish I had a mini horse, 2 billy goats, and an industrial wood chipper.

 

[Andre46996]

Thank god thats all they are.

Granted but now it is replaced by an endless stream of Justin Bieber.

I wish I had a mini horse, 2 billy goats, and an industrial wood chipper.

Granted.. however to save packaging cost before shipping the horse and the two goats were run through the chipper.

I wish I had a 3ft Rooster.

 

[sepe]

Granted.. however to save packaging cost before shipping the horse and the two goats were run through the chipper.

I wish I had a 3ft Rooster.

That takes away all my fun.

Granted but you have 3ft rooster but the only person that wants to pet him is Janet Reno.

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala.

 

[indyk]

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala.

Granted!
Insted of 3ft 5 you are now 3 ft 6

You wanted to be a baller, now you have 3 million baseballs and basketballs to get real good playing with.

You now have a girl, here is your new phone but the service is no good in your area plus the phone has a short in it.

Couldn't find you a rabbit for your hat so i found a dead cat instead
this cat cannot hold a bat so your S.O.L

I got you a 94 impala instead the 64's are all out.

have a good day

 

[ATM]

have a good day

Granted. I have an excellent day, but later this evening UPS drops off a package which mysteriously disappears and makes me kinda sad.






I wish I had some coffee.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted. I have an excellent day, but later this evening UPS drops off a package which mysteriously disappears and makes me kinda sad.






I wish I had some coffee.

Granted..You have a nice hot cup of coffee, it is the best tasting coffee you have ever had, It was made and served by the same guy who was passing his **** of a Greek Yougart.. He added special cream to your coffee.

I wish it would rain.

 

[HandK]

Granted. I have an excellent day, but later this evening UPS drops off a package which mysteriously disappears and makes me kinda sad.






I wish I had some coffee.

Granted you are now Wan Valdese, all you can do is pick the beans for the rest of the world!!

I wish I had a Diet Coke!

 

[Andre46996]

Granted you are now Wan Valdese, all you can do is pick the beans for the rest of the world!!

I wish I had a Diet Coke!

Granted you got lucky and drank of of the cans they found baby mice in. On a plus side it was the best tasting Diet Coke you ever drank.

I wish upon a star.

 

[indyk]

funny thread!

I love this

I wish upon a star.[/quote] Andre46996

Your wish was granted!! although, since last night, that star has burned out.

I have to take your wish back sorry.
I wish to win the lottery

 

[qwkdrwmgw]

I wish upon a star.

Granted your wish of being Richard Simmons exercise patrner came true

I wish fuel was cheaper

 

[qwkdrwmgw]

I wish to win the lottery

Granted it is for a dollar and the ticket cost 2 dollars


I wish I had a nice truck to run on the cheap fuel

 

[fire259]

Granted it is for a dollar and the ticket cost 2 dollars


I wish I had a nice truck to run on the cheap fuel

granted, its a power wheels truck that runs on electricity

I wish that the next person who makes a wish gets the clap

 

[Kick]

granted, its a power wheels truck that runs on electricity

I wish that the next person who makes a wish gets the clap

Wish granted. I caught it from your wife.



I wish I could get rid of the clap.

 

[Andre46996]

Wish granted. I caught it from your wife.



I wish I could get rid of the clap.

Granted, but you gave it to your wife..

I wish I could get rid of the Clap now too.