Destroy-A-Wish (*forum game*)

[Scutter01]

Granted, now I am an INGO mod and I remove your post, you think there were complaints before, you ain't seen nothing.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. Mars has finally put an end to war. Huzzah!

I wish I had more opportunities to use the word "Huzzah!"

 

[fire259]

Granted, now I am an INGO mod and I remove your post, you think there were complaints before, you ain't seen nothing.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but in the quest for world peace they destroyed all firearms(didn't work, they found some form of mind control to achieve it)

I wish for XD's to be declared superior to Glocks

 

[Buckhunter]

I wish for XD's to be declared superior to Glocks[/quote]


Granted but springfield goes out of business

I wish I had a Dixie Chopper

 

[Andre46996]

I wish for XD's to be declared superior to Glocks

Granted but springfield goes out of business

I wish I had a Dixie Chopper

Granted but I misunderstood your wish and you now have your man hood chopped up into little pieces.

I wish I knew what Huzzah was.

 

[fire259]

I wish for XD's to be declared superior to Glocks

Granted but springfield goes out of business

I wish I had a Dixie Chopper[/quote]

Granted but it has no blades and you can't get them anymore

I wish I could type faster so I could keep up.

 

[Blackhawk2001]

Granted. But now you type too fast to spell words correctly.

I wish there were another wish I wished for.

 

[wtfd661]

Granted. But now you type too fast to spell words correctly.

I wish there were another wish I wished for.

Granted but you are wishing you hadn't had all that Mexican food last night cause now your on the toilet having explosive diarrhea!

I wish I was younger but still knew what I know now.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted but you are wishing you hadn't had all that Mexican food last night cause now your on the toilet having explosive diarrhea!

I wish I was younger but still knew what I know now.

Poof!! Wish granted you are now a 2 month old, Have fun crapping yourself.

I wish I wasn't so bored today.

 

[Disposable Heart]

Poof!! Wish granted you are now a 2 month old, Have fun crapping yourself.

I wish I wasn't so bored today.

Granted, now your crotch hurts for a week.

I wish I could fly...

 

[Andre46996]

Granted, now your crotch hurts for a week.

I wish I could fly...

Granted, You are turned into a House Fly with a obsession for dog crap.

I wish my dog could use the crapper.

 

[wtfd661]

Granted, You are turned into a House Fly with a obsession for dog crap.

I wish my dog could use the crapper.

Wish granted but your the doggy toilet.

I wish i could spell with out using the spell checker.

 

[SgtBaker_21]

Wish granted but your the doggy toilet.

I wish i could spell with out using the spell checker.

Granted, but now you're dyslexic.

I wish I was back vacationing in Hawaii.

 

[AuntieBellum]

Granted, but now you're dyslexic.

I wish I was back vacationing in Hawaii.

Granted, but you lean too far over a volcano and fall in.

I wish I had a maid to clean my house for me.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted, but you lean too far over a volcano and fall in.

I wish I had a maid to clean my house for me.

Granted... Bubba runs off with the maid..

I wish it was Saturday.

 

[AuntieBellum]

Granted... Bubba runs off with the maid..

I wish it was Saturday.

Granted, but you think it's Monday and head off to work anyway.

I wish it were bedtime.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted, but you think it's Monday and head off to work anyway.

I wish it were bedtime.

Granted, however your neighbors are having a very loud party and the music keeps you up all night.

I wish all the snow would melt.

 

[Bubba]

Granted, however your neighbors are having a very loud party and the music keeps you up all night.

I wish all the snow would melt.

Granted. The melting snow reveals a corpse. The police and media would like a word.

I wish I had a longer lunchbreak.

 

[jbombelli]

Granted. The melting snow reveals a corpse. The police and media would like a word.

I wish I had a longer lunchbreak.

Granted. But it's a permanent lunch break - you're fired.

I wish I was fired, too.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted. But it's a permanent lunch break - you're fired.

I wish I was fired, too.

Granted, you suffer from 3rd degree burns from the firing, those kilns get hot.

I wish I knew a female midget stripper.

 

[BurninBrass]

Granted, you suffer from 3rd degree burns from the firing, those kilns get hot.

I wish I knew a female midget stripper.

Granted. But you find out it's your long lost sister.

I wish I had wings.