Destroy-A-Wish (*forum game*)

[Andre46996]

Granted, but it's in a blackpowder caliber that is no longer manufactured.

I wish I was rich.

Granted... You are now Richard Cranium people call you Dick for short.

I wish I had one night with Jessica Simpson.

 

[sepe]

Granted... You are now Richard Cranium people call you Dick for short.

I wish I had one night with Jessica Simpson.

Granted but it is with the FAT Jessica Simpson and she gives you herpes.

I wish I was still sleeping.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Granted but it is with the FAT Jessica Simpson and she gives you herpes.

I wish I was still sleeping.

Granted, but your sleeping next to Scutter's donkey

I wish I had some bacon.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted, but your sleeping next to Scutter's donkey

I wish I had some bacon.

granted but it's still attached to the pig

I wish I had a house

 

[Andre46996]

granted but it's still attached to the pig

I wish I had a house

Granted... Hello and welcome to your new Bright Blue house you are on the lower level and 3 fat guys who like Mexican food live above you.

I wish I had something better to do.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted... Hello and welcome to your new Bright Blue house you are on the lower level and 3 fat guys who like Mexican food live above you.

I wish I had something better to do.

granted but it's cleaning their bathroom

I wish my truck was paid off

 

[Andre46996]

granted but it's cleaning their bathroom

I wish my truck was paid off

Granted. But the new owners take it with them.

I wish somebody would make me breakfast.

 

[ljadayton]

Granted. But the new owners take it with them.

I wish somebody would make me breakfast.

granted but it's blood pudding

I wish someone would work my shift for me today

 

[Andre46996]

granted but it's blood pudding

I wish someone would work my shift for me today

Granted, but they work it everyday because you got canned.

I wish my dog could talk.

 

[Bunnykid68]

granted but it's blood pudding

I wish someone would work my shift for me today

Granted, but they get you fired.

I wish I had a pig.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Granted, but they work it everyday because you got canned.

I wish my dog could talk.

Granted, but your dog tells you he doesnt like you.

I wish I had a new gun

 

[ljadayton]

Granted, but they get you fired.

I wish I had a pig.

granted but it's Miss Piggy and Kermit steals her back

I wish it was warmer out

 

[ljadayton]

Granted, but your dog tells you he doesnt like you.

I wish I had a new gun

granted but you have to sell all your other guns to afford the ammo

I wish it was summer

 

[Bunnykid68]

granted but you have to sell all your other guns to afford the ammo

I wish it was summer

Granted, but it is 98 with 92% humidity

I wish I had something better to do then this.

 

[Scutter01]

Granted, but it is 98 with 92% humidity

I wish I had something better to do then this.

Granted, but it's cleaning out an elephant's impacted colon.

I wish I had an aspirin.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted, but it's cleaning out an elephant's impacted colon.

I wish I had an aspirin.

Granted, it was tainted and now you have small pox.

I wish I could make up my mind.

 

[Scutter01]

Granted, it was tainted and now you have small pox.

I wish I could make up my mind.

Granted. You decided to go ahead with the sex-change operation.


I wish I could get that image out of my head.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted. You decided to go ahead with the sex-change operation.


I wish I could get that image out of my head.

Granted.... It has been replaced with this one...

I wish it was April.

 

[Scutter01]

Granted.... It has been replaced with this one...

I wish it was April.

Granted. His name is now April, but he's still a dude in a bikini.

I wish I hadn't started posting in this thread.

 

[Andre46996]

Granted. But April is still a dude in a bikini.

I wish I hadn't started posting in this thread.

Granted, now I am an INGO mod and I remove your post, you think there were complaints before, you ain't seen nothing.

I wish for world peace.