"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[JettaKnight]

New Suicide Machine With Detachable Coffin Lets You Kill Yourself Anytime, Anywhere | LifeNews.com

So you suffocate?

...and this guy is about 100 years too soon to market this.

 

[jamil]

New Suicide Machine With Detachable Coffin Lets You Kill Yourself Anytime, Anywhere | LifeNews.com

I wonder if the next fad is for beta males to just off themselves because Skrillex.

 

[HoughMade]

It's been done:

[video=youtube;edQNjJZFdLU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edQNjJZFdLU[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

star trek did it

 

[thej27]

[video=youtube;b8iDmeDcSeE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8iDmeDcSeE[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

Hey, you remember that time, 30 years ago, when you tased me?


I still hate you.

 

[MCgrease08]

New Suicide Machine With Detachable Coffin Lets You Kill Yourself Anytime, Anywhere | LifeNews.com

Nitschke says that the world is now one step closer to the goal where any rational person can electively end their life in a peaceful and reliable way at the time of their choosing. “Sarco does not use any restricted drugs, or require any special expertise such as the insertion of an intravenous needle. Anyone who can pass the entry test, can enter the machine and legally end their life”.

Machine: "Entry test initiated. Do you want to kill yourself?"

Person: "Kind of. I mean, I've been thinking about it."

Machine: "Suicide sequence initiated. Have a nice death."

 

[historian]

So you suffocate?

...and this guy is about 100 years too soon to market this.

View attachment 61230

Beat me to it! Bite my shiny, metal...

 

[Wolfhound]

Should be "parent of the year goes to............"

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Cowardly Gateway Pundit blogger attacks female UConn student. Gets arrested.

https://twitter.com/KallMeKG/status/935690274902298629

 

[actaeon277]

Cowardly Gateway Pundit blogger attacks female UConn student. Gets arrested.

https://twitter.com/KallMeKG/status/935690274902298629

Lots of people making comments that think their "feelings" are law.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Lots of people making comments that think their "feelings" are law.

Unless you're in a self-defense situation, don't ****ing get violent with women. This garbage human is a ****-bag.

 

[actaeon277]

Unless you're in a self-defense situation, don't ****ing get violent with women. This garbage human is a ****-bag.

The second part of that is... don't try to walk away with other people's property.

That's a two part equation there. Men are supposed to act like gentlemen. And women are supposed to act like ladies.

 

[HoughMade]

Meh.

 

[spencer rifle]

Meh.

How uncharacteristically loquacious of you.

 

[IndyDave1776]

“their”? Really? So we’re really going to use a plural pronoun as singular? WTG VB.

But anyway, surely my site supporter hasn’t warn off yet. I thought I just paid a few months ago.

Doesn't your status as Sith Lord entitle you to use of the royal plural?

 

[jamil]

Unless you're in a self-defense situation, don't ****ing get violent with women. This garbage human is a ****-bag.

Violent? Was there another part to that video I didn’t see?

she stole his speech off the podium. He tried to take it back from her. I didn’t see any punches thrown. No elbows. I saw him trying to take back his paper. Calling that violence is an overstatement.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

President retweeting Muslim execution videos. Today is going to be an interesting news cycle.

 

[jamil]

President retweeting Muslim execution videos. Today is going to be an interesting news cycle.

Plus there's the whole Matt Lauer thing.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

Unless you're in a self-defense situation, don't ****ing get violent with women. This garbage human is a ****-bag.

If someone comes up to me and attempts to take a speech I have spent dozens of hours writing and editing, or take a document that I might have paid an accountant or lawyer to draft, I'm sorry, but it's game on.