"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[Cameramonkey]

Maybe he should ask Gov. Northam's advice about wearing blackface. Too soon?

So is blackface still bad when a black actor does it? Sadly that could be considered a legit question in today's environment. I guess they could say no using the same twisted logic that a black person couldnt be racist because only white folk are. They may hate you because you for the sole reason that you are a cracker, but thats not racism.

Would have been cheaper to buy smaller hookers.

I know I prefer midget porn. I can fit more onto the drive as it takes up less space.

 

[printcraft]

Stan Lee's Twitter account is being used to promote Captain Marvel... and no one is happy about it.

Just hope that when you die one day, there will be a company around to slap advertisements on your corpse.

Holy crap. Are they actively trying to bury this movie? There is a whole hell of a lot of "how not to advertise" surrounding this movie already.

ROFL

Uh Oh!

 

[Kutnupe14]

Is that why Asian hookers are so popular?

Small hands and the need for "reassurance."

 

[HoughMade]

Is that why Asian hookers are so popular?

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[rhino]

Would have been cheaper to buy smaller hookers.

Well played, sir. Very well played, indeed.

 

[rhino]

ROFL

Uh Oh!

I'll gladly go see Captain Marvel when they re-reboot the character back to the dude he was when Captain Marvel was still cool.

 

[JettaKnight]

I'll gladly go see Captain Marvel when they re-reboot the character back to the dude he was when Captain Marvel was still cool.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

So President Trump is in Alabama visiting tornado victims. He goes to a Baptist church. People want his autograph, so they start handing him their bibles. Yes people have their bibles with them at church. Of course, now lefties are freaking out that he's signing bibles.

Must be a lot of hateful people out there thinking they are gonna miss their shot at casting that first stone.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alab...Y-aGYrljijxjJnBENIvlKoW3Gvb2Y5RnPwA56SM4f8MRE

 

[DoggyDaddy]

So President Trump is in Alabama visiting tornado victims. He goes to a Baptist church. People want his autograph, so they start handing him their bibles. Yes people have their bibles with them at church. Of course, now lefties are freaking out that he's signing bibles.

Must be a lot of hateful people out there thinking they are gonna miss their shot at casting that first stone.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alab...Y-aGYrljijxjJnBENIvlKoW3Gvb2Y5RnPwA56SM4f8MRE

Maybe atheists could bring him their blank tablets of paper to sign.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

So President Trump is in Alabama visiting tornado victims. He goes to a Baptist church. People want his autograph, so they start handing him their bibles. Yes people have their bibles with them at church. Of course, now lefties are freaking out that he's signing bibles.

Must be a lot of hateful people out there thinking they are gonna miss their shot at casting that first stone.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alab...Y-aGYrljijxjJnBENIvlKoW3Gvb2Y5RnPwA56SM4f8MRE

Heard a guy on the radio say "If Trump walked on water, the headline would be Trump Can't Swim."

 

[rvb]

Maybe atheists could bring him their blank tablets of paper to sign.

I wouldn’t want a politician’s autograph in my bible...
im not one for autographs anyway, but I would certainly choose a blank paper over my bible if I felt I had to have it...

 

[dk598]

Heard a guy on the radio say "If Trump walked on water, the headline would be Trump Can't Swim."

Sad but true. The media is certainly ultra critical of Trump.

 

[actaeon277]

I wouldn’t want a politician’s autograph in my bible...
im not one for autographs anyway, but I would certainly choose a blank paper over my bible if I felt I had to have it...

I agree.
But I also wouldn't freak out like some people are doing, just because he signed some bibles.

 

[Dead Duck]

 

[Dead Duck]

FILE - In this Jan. 2, 1939, file photo, the old family Bible Frank Murphy used in taking his oath of office in the president's study in the White House is autographed by President Franklin Roosevelt immediately after ceremony. Watching are Homer Cummings, center, retiring attorney general, and Murphy, right, the new attorney general. Presidents have a long history of signing Bibles, though earlier presidents typically signed them as gifts to send with a spiritual message. (AP Photo, File)

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/wa...s-in-alabama-visit-religious-leaders-weigh-in

 

[JettaKnight]

I wouldn’t want a politician’s autograph in my bible...
im not one for autographs anyway, but I would certainly choose a blank paper over my bible if I felt I had to have it...

THIS.

But fortunate for us we're not Muslim, and our physical Bibles are not holy. I can write a casserole recipe in it, Tear out one of the introduction pages for my used crewing gum, and leave it on the floor next to my chair.

 

[T.Lex]

Yeah, the targeted audience for the bible-signing thing seems to be people who aren't religious anyway. Try to get them thinking that Trump is a hypocrite in this area.

Well, he is, but not because of that.

 

[HoughMade]

FILE - In this Jan. 2, 1939, file photo, the old family Bible Frank Murphy used in taking his oath of office in the president's study in the White House is autographed by President Franklin Roosevelt immediately after ceremony. Watching are Homer Cummings, center, retiring attorney general, and Murphy, right, the new attorney general. Presidents have a long history of signing Bibles, though earlier presidents typically signed them as gifts to send with a spiritual message. (AP Photo, File)

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/wa...s-in-alabama-visit-religious-leaders-weigh-in

Completely unrelated.

Last week, one of my partners, within earshot of me, suggested that our firm's CFO hang a picture of FDR in his office.

He well knew that this would trigger an epic rant by me about exactly what would happen if our CFO honored a socialist in this fashion.

 

[rvb]

THIS.

But fortunate for us we're not Muslim, and our physical Bibles are not holy. I can write a casserole recipe in it, Tear out one of the introduction pages for my used crewing gum, and leave it on the floor next to my chair.

Like the example above if it were a keepsake from my employment,etc I would be fine doing it.

Jusy got got my daughter her first real bible. Explained she should treat it nice and not tear it up, but she could certainly write in it, underline stuff, etc...

 

[actaeon277]

Like the example above if it were a keepsake from my employment,etc I would be fine doing it.

Jusy got got my daughter her first real bible. Explained she should treat it nice and not tear it up, but she could certainly write in it, underline stuff, etc...

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