"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[Dirtebiker]

I wouldn’t want a politician’s autograph in my bible...
im not one for autographs anyway, but I would certainly choose a blank paper over my bible if I felt I had to have it...

Me too, but I don’t have a problem with them doing it.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

[video=youtube_share;SIp6fjQCzpY]https://youtu.be/SIp6fjQCzpY[/video]

Close, but no cigar. You gotta show the right clip with the best quote...

"You don't fix faith River, it fixes you..."

[video=youtube;a8eDynmmIAY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8eDynmmIAY[/video]

 

[jamil]

Completely unrelated.

Last week, one of my partners, within earshot of me, suggested that our firm's CFO hang a picture of FDR in his office.

He well knew that this would trigger an epic rant by me about exactly what would happen if our CFO honored a socialist in this fashion.

Your billable hours would drop off?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

****...

 

[daddyusmaximus]

God bless her for fighting back. Never give up.
I hope to see this face again when the story says he's dead in prison...

 

[d.kaufman]

God bless her for fighting back. Never give up.
I hope to see this face again when the story says he's dead in prison...

Amen to that!

 

[ArcadiaGP]

The UN just added a nation to the Women's Rights Council. Who could it be...

Oh.

Iran.

 

[JettaKnight]

The UN just added a nation to the Women's Rights Council. Who could it be...

Oh.

Iran.

Seems fitting. They know how to keep women within their allowed rights.

 

[Nevermore]

Seems fitting. They know how to keep women within their allowed rights.

See now that explains it so perfectly. We all think of "Women's Rights" as only having one meaning.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

be right back, dying

People who eat 3 or 4 eggs a day -- or any equivalent of 300 mg of dietary cholesterol -- have a higher risk of heart disease, early death compared to those who eat fewer eggs, says new study out today

 

[HoughMade]

be right back, dying

Where's you get that quote from? 1993?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Where'd you get that quote from? 1993?

https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/1106573578676457472

 

[Dead Duck]

"3 or 4" - Pfftt!
I eat way more than 4 eggs a day so I'm not at risk.

....wait, isn't that how it works?

 

[ghuns]

"3 or 4" - Pfftt!
I eat way more than 4 eggs a day so I'm not at risk.

....wait, isn't that how it works?

I can eat 50 eggs.

 

[JettaKnight]

I can eat 50 eggs.

Don't expect me to rub your belly while you do it.

 

[HoughMade]

I eat 2 to 4 eggs every day. 2 for breakfast every day. Maybe others later.

Cholesterol is fine.

 

[Nazgul]

I eat 2 to 4 eggs every day. 2 for breakfast every day. Maybe others later.

Cholesterol is fine.

What Hough said....Hand fed farm eggs. Different quality.

Don

 

[rhino]

Eggs are awesome. Really fresh eggs are even awesome-ER!

 

[mmpsteve]

I can eat 50 eggs.

"stretch out that ol' hog belly"

.

 

[Dead Duck]

Because we wouldn't want to offend.

[h=1]New Mexico state Senate votes to replace Columbus Day with Indigenous Peoples’ Day[/h]
https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-mexi...lace-columbus-day-with-indigenous-peoples-day