"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[jamil]

Minnesota police officers welfare check on a man standing in snow is not what they expected

That’s really funny. And great publicity!

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[amboy49]

So now it’s not enough to be black, one must be the correct shade of black ?

 

[rhino]

As long as he can look like a guy who would allow his teenage daughters to abuse anabolic steroids for performance enhancement, he should be fine.

 

[red_zr24x4]

So now it’s not enough to be black, one must be the correct shade of black ?

I could tell you a story about Jesse Jackson's rainbow coalition in Chicago involving a laborer and a reference to Obama

 

[Phase2]

Maybe he should ask Gov. Northam's advice about wearing blackface. Too soon?

 

[printcraft]

As long as he can look like a guy who would allow his teenage children to abuse anabolic steroids for performance enhancement, he should be fine.

FTFY

Let's not misgender those kids now...

 

[rhino]

FTFY

Let's not misgender those kids now...

HAH! Even if the are XYs, they would still have needed some help to be that big and that lean year round for years.

 

[actaeon277]

I remember someone once had a dream.
Must be spinning in his grave now.

 

[actaeon277]

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/...DeVXJRYNuCJf-7ldRobbXFAi2ea2wwLMoWOl1awiw2e4k
Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Stan Lee's Twitter account is being used to promote Captain Marvel... and no one is happy about it.

Just hope that when you die one day, there will be a company around to slap advertisements on your corpse.

 

[HoughMade]

Stan Lee's Twitter account is being used to promote Captain Marvel... and no one is happy about it.

Just hope that when you die one day, there will be a company around to slap advertisements on your corpse.

I think "cautionary tale" is more likely.

 

[printcraft]

Stan Lee's Twitter account is being used to promote Captain Marvel... and no one is happy about it.

Just hope that when you die one day, there will be a company around to slap advertisements on your corpse.

Holy crap. Are they actively trying to bury this movie? There is a whole hell of a lot of "how not to advertise" surrounding this movie already.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Indiana state trooper shot by 11-year-old son because video games were taken away

That was the scene February 22 after police got a call that an 11-year-old boy allegedly shot his father, Indiana State Trooper Matthew Makowski.

Court documents obtained by WSBT 22 state the boy was angry because his parents took his video games away.

He told police he had been thinking about shooting his father since school and devised a plan because "He was done with all of that" and "wanted it to end."

Makowski told police that his son shot him and that "he must have retrieved his firearm from his parked vehicle outside of the home."

 

[Dead Duck]

Yep-
I was really pissed when the 7/11 took out my favorite Asteroids machine but..... DAMN!

 

[actaeon277]

Well, that's the way to solve things. At least that's what the kid has learned from the media.

 

[MCgrease08]

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure

He died the way he lived: desperately trying to overcompensate for his small penis.

The old friend said that Laniado was “always focused on his appearance and how others perceived him.”

According to Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his short height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day, it was reported.


Laniado reportedly owned the most expensive penthouse in Monaco worth over 30 million pounds (approx. $39.4 million) as well as a house in the plush L.A. suburb of Bel Air, where he loved to drink bottles of Chateau Margaux with models and celebrities.

 

[Dead Duck]

Would have been cheaper to buy smaller hookers.

 

[rob63]

Would have been cheaper to buy smaller hookers.

You must spread reputation, etc. ROFPP!

 

[Hawkeye]

Would have been cheaper to buy smaller hookers.

Is that why Asian hookers are so popular?