"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[actaeon277]

That entire sentence is an exercise in redundancy.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

the UK is a dystopian ****basket.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Yesterday in South Dakota, a man was sentenced to 10 years in prison for marijuana distribution.

A fire chief caught with 10 counts of child pornography won’t have to register as a sex offender and more than likely won’t serve any jail time.

 

[Dead Duck]

Why is nobody complaining about the Grinch?
This pervert is robbing the neighborhood with children everywhere and he's not even wearing PANTS!

 

[jamil]

the UK is a dystopian ****basket.

What the hell are they going to do with it? Is it that on their 18th birthday the instantaneous transformation from child to adult makes kids not want to what? Never mind. I don’t want to know.

 

[Dead Duck]

What the hell are they going to do with it? Is it that on their 18th birthday the instantaneous transformation from child to adult makes kids not want to what? Never mind. I don’t want to know.

It's a BEATER!

 

[MarkC]

the UK is a dystopian ****basket.

Just yet more evidence of how far gone the once-great Empire has fallen. Now it's just silly, like a Monty Python skit, but in real life. Over and over, permeating every part of the once-vaunted British culture.

 

[maxwelhse]

the UK is a dystopian ****basket.

I'm sincerely hoping that their label printing system simply assigns that to ALL kitchen hand tools (like knives) through lazy programming and inventory control.

That said, not selling discount store crappy knives to anyone under 18 isn't really much better than the original thought here.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Say you hear a dog left outside, barking all night for hours at 2am... what do you do?

 

[Dead Duck]

Say you hear a dog left outside, barking all night for hours at 2am... what do you do?

You too?
I'm about to turn on my fan to drown it out.

 

[jamil]

Say you hear a dog left outside, barking all night for hours at 2am... what do you do?

I know what I’d do. I’d post something on INGO.

 

[hopper68]

Say you hear a dog left outside, barking all night for hours at 2am... what do you do?

My mom went and banged on the neighbor's bedroom window and informed them that if she could not sleep because of their dog, neither would they. She only had to do that once.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

My mom went and banged on the neighbor's bedroom window and informed them that if she could not sleep because of their dog, neither would they. She only had to do that once.

I know I heard someone around 1:45am yell "shut your damn dog up" or something.

I don't think it's an accident, or if it is, it's frequent. Not the first time.

 

[sharkey]

I know I heard someone around 1:45am yell "shut your damn dog up" or something.

I don't think it's an accident, or if it is, it's frequent. Not the first time.

Sounds like hopper68's mom might want some words with you.

 

[maxwelhse]

Say you hear a dog left outside, barking all night for hours at 2am... what do you do?

I had a neighbor like that. The guy flat out just did not care. He'd be in his backyard or garage or whatever and flatly ignore the dogs barking right to the dog's face. For hours on end.

In my case, the ultimate resolution was when he defaulted on his house and was evicted by the sheriff (I know... Shocking that someone who neglects animals would also be a turd in other ways). The good news is the next guy to buy the house (at auction) was a registered sex offender who moved in with a bunch of kids that would run around the neighborhood breaking in to houses and vandalizing them. I just couldn't win when I owned my house there.

Anyhow... I had contemplated launching balls of peanut butter bread into his back yard with a potato gun just to shut the dog up. I figured 3-4 peanut butter balls would keep a dog busy for an hour of mouth licking, plus provide the food it was probably upset about not getting to begin with.

 

[Spear Dane]

That entire sentence is an exercise in redundancy.

Practice makes perfect.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Michael Cohen, admits to Congress both he, and his team spoke with top Democrats prior his testimony to the House Oversight and Reform Committee.



https://www.westernjournal.com/cohen-admits-democratic-party-testifying-trump/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=westernjournalism&utm_content=2019-02-27&utm_campaign=manualpost&fbclid=IwAR1PAO18cDjM_2910ZSj-Djh578swB6inwsmoFgpBIuM0uC2EOdGpnPh7U0




That's like receiving the debate questions... before a debate!

 

[Jeepfanatic]

My wife had a customer call in a complaint to CVS Corporate because not only did they have to wait for too long in the drive thru but the pharmacy staff had the audacity to tell them that it would be an hour before their prescription was filled!

Apparently the belief is that if you're in the drive thru it is like the Express lane where you get to bypass everyone that is already waiting on their prescription.

 

[Jeepfanatic]

Michael Cohen, admits to Congress both he, and his team spoke with top Democrats prior his testimony to the House Oversight and Reform Committee.



https://www.westernjournal.com/cohen-admits-democratic-party-testifying-trump/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=westernjournalism&utm_content=2019-02-27&utm_campaign=manualpost&fbclid=IwAR1PAO18cDjM_2910ZSj-Djh578swB6inwsmoFgpBIuM0uC2EOdGpnPh7U0




That's like receiving the debate questions... before a debate!

Well, you have to get your star witness ready to testify to Congress! Even if the same star witness is already headed to prison for lying to Congress previously.

Also, Donald Trump is a very shady businessman that has questionable morals. He hasn't done anything illegal and didn't collude with Russia but he's not a very nice guy.

 

[MCgrease08]

Minnesota police officers welfare check on a man standing in snow is not what they expected