Your random funny thoughts thread....

[Lost Californian]

Why is it that when you ask someone if they wanna screw, it is a good thing, but when you say I am getting screwed, it is a bad thing?

 

[$mooth]

Why is it that when you ask someone if they wanna screw, it is a good thing, but when you say I am getting screwed, it is a bad thing?

Consent is everything?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Why is it that when you ask someone if they wanna screw, it is a good thing, but when you say I am getting screwed, it is a bad thing?

I guess it depends on which end of the screw driver you like being on.

 

[CathyInBlue]

My kids now think I'm nuts because I laughed incredibly hard at the visual that my mind just conjured up. Thank you

Oh, I'm sure they thought that long before now.

 

[Birds Away]

So hungry, but too lazy to get out of bed. This is the epitome of indolence.

Sounds like the Air Force. Sleep til you're hungry, eat til you're sleepy.

 

[RedneckReject]

Oh, I'm sure they thought that long before now.

Most likely

 

[findingZzero]

It takes more than 1 dead monkey to kill a circus.

 

[RedneckReject]

After seeing those ridiculous commercials for Norwegian cruise lines and hearing their slogan "Cruise like a Norwegian", I have to ask the question: how exactly does a Norwegian cruise? I always pictured Norse dragon ships, not an ocean liner.

 

[D-Ric902]

A cat will blink when hit on the head with a hammer

 

[dt420]

A cat will blink when hit on the head with a hammer

So will a woman.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Peanut butter likes jelly with fast snails

 

[Lucion]

fingers are weird, our arms just split into other smaller arms

 

[RedneckReject]

fingers are weird, our arms just split into other smaller arms

Wow....so are our feet. Never thought of it that way

 

[Bunnykid68]

Wow....so are our feet. Never thought of it that way

But they do not have their own fingers

 

[red_zr24x4]

Do they call them slippers because they slip on,or because you usually slip when wearing them?

 

[bd1024]

Why does Comcast continually run the "how to hook up your cable" blurb. How do you watch it if your cable's not connected??????? (just wondering)

 

[Lucion]

Caption from you tube video about Basic Fingerstyle Exercises for guitar

" now lets practice fingering A minor"

 

[dt420]

Caption from you tube video about Basic Fingerstyle Exercises for guitar

" now lets practice fingering A minor"

lol that is so wrong, and so funny at the same time.

 

[PeaShooter]

That would have been a funny story if you did it yourself at home and got all yucky just for trying to save a buck or were the one who had the procedure done.

My wife was telling me about her uptight, prim and proper mother doing the procedure to her dog growing up to save money...I had to laugh thinking about her mom with her hand up a dogs butt....

 

[CPT Nervous]

Why is it that if a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she's a whore, but when a man does it, he's gay?