Your random funny thoughts thread....

[slowG]

I think the term "the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice" is funny.

 

[hacksawfg]

I wonder how much better Congress would run if their paycheck was directly proportional to their overall approval rate...

I heard Birmingham, England is considering naming their airport after Ozzy. Betting they won't a bat problem...

 

[Redtbird]

A friend asked me the other day what was wrong with me.
I replied I didn't feel good
He said, "Really? What's the matter?"
I said, "I'm constipated!"
His reply was, "No s**t?"

 

[No2rdame]

Ahh, hearing other people's random thoughts makes me realize that I'm either not as bat **** crazy as I thought I was. That, or there are just more crazies in the world like me than I originally thought.

 

[No2rdame]

I beg your pardon, but that cat is not breaking wind.

My bad. As my wife explained to me, women don't fart. They poot.

 

[slowG]

That's funny.


I have no thoughts to report.

 

[slowG]

A friend asked me the other day what was wrong with me.
I replied I didn't feel good
He said, "Really? What's the matter?"
I said, "I'm constipated!"
His reply was, "No s**t?"

Was this a real convo. I want it to be

 

[Bigtanker]

What do boogers smell like?

 

[slowG]

Why does my wife not like a reloading station in the bedroom?

 

[dans4420]

have you ever eaten ice cream while cleaning a chimmney?

 

[Redtbird]

Was this a real convo. I want it to be

Thanks! Unfortunately it wasn't. But it could have been!

But it is an original joke I wrote a couple of weeks ago! I liked it!

 

[ditto]

I don't care what you all think of me.

THEY'RE GOOD.

 

[slowG]

I'm glad I brought this thread back.

I just drank a cup of coffee.

 

[stephen87]

I wish that Broncos game wasn't so long. I couldn't stand seeing Peyton's mouth breathing self for 6 quarters, but I had to make sure that I didn't have to see him an extra week.

 

[slowG]

My son just crapped.

 

[slowG]

I don't care what you all think of me.

THEY'RE GOOD.

 

[dt420]

A conversation with my 4 year old daughter today.
Me: you are too crazy girl
Her: No daddy I am one crazy girl.

 

[slowG]

Lol.

Touché

 

[netsecurity]

...Printcraft

 

[Colinb913]

So hungry, but too lazy to get out of bed. This is the epitome of indolence.