Your random funny thoughts thread....

[rjc2rjc]

Why do they decorate the school for the blind at Christmas time.

 

[BuddieReigns]

I still want someone to invent square lettuce. It would store better in the refrigerator and go better on my sammiches.

I'd rather my lettuce know how to have some fun.

 

[JollyMon]

If in Terminator (1) if the time machine could only send things back in time that were surrounded by human flesh, how did the t-1000 in Terminator 2 travel through time if he was made of liquid metal? Plus since he arrived naked you would assume the same logic would apply; otherwise why not travel with clothes on?

 

[Redtbird]

If Concast makes so much money from cable tv, Internet, telephone, owning a television network, and all their other businesses, why can't they hire Customer Service Representatives that speak proper English?

 

[CathyInBlue]

The "Mememetic Poly-Alloy" supposedly mimicked living flesh well enough to make it through the time travel process.

 

[ultra...good]

Why do they decorate the school for the blind at Christmas time.

Why do drive up ATM machines have braille on the keypad?

 

[Frosty]

Why do drive up ATM machines have braille on the keypad?

so you can punch in your pin without looking up from your texting session...

 

[Cozy439]

I think they should make tuna-flavored pancake syrup and call it Aunt Vagina.

Danm It!!! I read that as i sipped my coffee and it shot out of my nose!!!!

 

[RobbyMaQ]

When people ask the hypothetical question, "You're stranded on a desert island, and can have only one thing, what would it be?" I always answer "A boat."