Your First World Problems

[Gabriel]

Shoot the fish! Problem solved. You're welcome

We fished for about an hour, then went shooting.

 

[femurphy77]

Had 15 yards of dirt delivered but can't get the tractor out of the barn to start spreading it yet due to the new concrete apron we just poured in front of it. Guess it'll have to wait.

 

[BugI02]

The batteries for the remote went south. I had to walk all the way into the kitchen to get more batteries

 

[Vigilant]

The batteries for the remote went south. I had to walk all the way into the kitchen to get more batteries

Single or divorced, huh?

 

[d.kaufman]

I just had to get out of the pool to start the grill. Life is rough im telling ya!

 

[Vigilant]

I just had to get out of the pool to start the grill. Life is rough im telling ya!

You’re single too?

 

[BugI02]

Single or divorced, huh?

Nope, married, but I'm the one who knows where the useful stuff (batteries, tools, tape, superglue etc) is located

 

[d.kaufman]

You’re single too?

Nope. Nobody touches the grill but me!

 

[Nazgul]

Wife gone for 3 days. No more beer and ice cream for dinner!!

And I had to vacuum before she gets home................

Don

 

[churchmouse]

Wife gone for 3 days. No more beer and ice cream for dinner!!

And I had to vacuum before she gets home................

Don

Rough. Seriously.

 

[Vigilant]

Nope, married, but I'm the one who knows where the useful stuff (batteries, tools, tape, superglue etc) is located

Communication would see you in your chair whilst she replaced the batteries like a good sammismith.

 

[Vigilant]

Wife gone for 3 days. No more beer and ice cream for dinner!!

And I had to vacuum before she gets home................

Don

I feel for you man! When she returns, she needs to be punished for not having the beer stocked well enough in her absence.

 

[jndturner]

It’s 4:45 in the morning and I’ve been up for a hour with our new Aussie puppy.

 

[Vigilant]

It’s 4:45 in the morning and I’ve been up for a hour with our new Aussie puppy.

Them foreigners and their time zone differences!

 

[BugI02]

Communication would see you in your chair whilst she replaced the batteries like a good sammismith.

There is a serious latency problem involved in telling someone how to do something vs doing it yourself

 

[Sigblitz]

There's no Jack in my Coke. And I don't want to go out to the garage and get it.

 

[Nazgul]

I feel for you man! When she returns, she needs to be punished for not having the beer stocked well enough in her absence.

I agree, except she is a Redheaded Hoosier farm girl, raised on a hog farm and she knows what a castrating knife is for!!!

And I am retired, she carries my health insurance and all around Sugar Momma things...…………

Don

 

[Nazgul]

Seriously, A/C went out yesterday, Waiting on replacement, only $3000............

Knew it would happen, 20 years old. Put some money aside for it.

It was 96 degrees in the house last night. Luckily the camper was still in the front yard from camping with the grand kids. Can at least sleep at night.

Don

 

[Ballstater98]

It's raining. Now instead of clearing out the cuttings from the woods I have to sit inside in the AC.

 

[Vigilant]

There's no Jack in my Coke. And I don't want to go out to the garage and get it.

Send the sammich maker, they ain’t jus for sammiches ya know?