Your First World Problems

[KellyinAvon]

The other day I got up and adjusted the thermostat, I forgot I can do that from my phone.

 

[Ballstater98]

After a day at the beach, the wife tried to order a pizza online. The site wasn't cooperating, she had to call the store. There was no code to put in the system (manager saw the coupon too online with no code). She gave up and gave us the pizza delivered for free for the hassle... Had to wait 15 minutes for delivery.

 

[BugI02]

Yeah, that thread is like [STRIKE]Cambodia[/STRIKE] [stenching the bathroom at the office]:

Go in, drop your bombs and leave, never admitting you went there in the first place.

fixy

 

[actaeon277]

Off-thread, I guess, but you went from subs to steel mills? You some kind of masochist?

I guess so.
Shortly after I got hired, I was in the wash house, and they were getting ready to paint.
The old colors, orange and blue.
New color.. GRAY.
You've got to be ****ting me. WTF?
GRAY!!!!
AAARRRRGGGHHHHH

 

[jamil]

The other day when it was really hot out I forgot to remote start my truck to cool it off before I left the building where I work. It was really uncomfortable there for a few minutes. Almost started to sweat.

 

[eldirector]

Drove my wife's Jeep the other day. She left the top open, and I forgot my hat. Sun was in my eyes the whole trip. At least I had my sunglasses.

 

[femurphy77]

I was sitting on our newly poured patio last night watering the fresh seed in the area and the chair I was sitting in didn't have a cushion on it.

 

[DCR]

I was sitting on our newly poured patio last night watering the fresh seed in the area and the chair I was sitting in didn't have a cushion on it.

OMG, what happened? Did you go to Immediate Care? Be more careful next time man, you could have slipped a disc.

 

[eldirector]

I feel your pain.

Was supposed to rain today, so my wife put away the outdoor cushions. I was FORCED to drink my morning coffee out on the deck, on a hard chair. My ass fell asleep before my coffee was finished. I didn't know what to do...

Gonna be PISSED if it doesn't rain. Means my ass fell asleep for NOTHING. NO-THING.

 

[DCR]

Made a sandwich for lunch today, but couldn't get to the bottom of the mayo jar with a knife so I had to use a spoon. Got mayo on my fingers. Man, some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

 

[Lilboog82]

My flight got delayed for an hour in Minneapolis, so I had to stay a little longer in the delta sky lounge and twist my arm into getting one more free alcoholic drink to pass the time.

 

[Leadeye]

Free adult beverages! Sign me up!

 

[JettaKnight]

My flight got delayed for an hour in Minneapolis, so I had to stay a little longer in the delta sky lounge and twist my arm into getting one more free alcoholic drink to pass the time.

One hour delay and only one drink?!

 

[Lilboog82]

One hour delay and only one drink?!

Still had to drive home after flight, which was only 1 hr.

 

[Bigtanker]

My coffee mug keeps my coffee too hot too long. I just burnt my toungue after letting it set for 30 min.

 

[hopper68]

My coffee mug keeps my coffee too hot too long. I just burnt my young after letting it set for 30 min.

I keep wondering if what I am reading is a result of autocorrect or if the person is a little off.

 

[Bigtanker]

I won't argue I'm a little off, but yes, autocorrect struck again.

 

[maxwelhse]

Just had to order more K-cups for my knock-off Kurig because the real coffee pot takes too long... I'm growing to the point that the Kurig takes too long too.

 

[jamil]

I won't argue I'm a little off, but yes, autocorrect struck again.

What? Doesn’t everyone burn their young with 30 minutes old hot coffee?

 

[red_zr24x4]

Just had to order more K-cups for my knock-off Kurig because the real coffee pot takes too long... I'm growing to the point that the Kurig takes too long too.

Buy a Bunn

What? Doesn’t everyone burn their young with 30 minutes old hot coffee?

Boy, I know I do!