Your First World Problems

[RobbyMaQ]

I pulled a muscle in my left butt cheek while bowling last night. I'm pretty sure it's cancer.

 

[adcecil]

I can't decide if I should spend money upgrading the performance of my current car or get a Corvette.....

 

[chezuki]

We replaced our old 720p 50” lcd tv with a 65” 4K UHD. Now when I lounge in my normal spot, a small portion of the bottom left corner of the much larger screen is partially obstructed by the arm of the couch... requiring me to reposition ever so slightly.

 

[68NOVA]

So a buddy who owns a plowing company sends one of his guys to do my parents driveway every year.

Nice guy eh.

Well the idiot sends a moron who misses the corner of the driveway where dad likes to swing the truck.

Soooooooooooo i had to interrupt my vacation time, make the nephew load my snow thrower in the 250 to go over there to clear 5ft of snow.

People these days...

 

[Bennettjh]

We replaced our old 720p 50” lcd tv with a 65” 4K UHD. Now when I lounge in my normal spot, a small portion of the bottom left corner of the much larger screen is partially obstructed by the arm of the couch... requiring me to reposition ever so slightly.

Your house sounds like a prison.

 

[Scuba591]

On my next cruise, they could only give me free drinks while I play in the casino, not all over the ship.

 

[printcraft]

Washing machine wash plate is stripped and it won't agitate. (well, it's agitating me)

New parts now on order. It will take at least a day to get here.

 

[mom45]

UPS left my delivery in the snowbank by the road so I had to bundle up and walk all the way to the road to get it.

Oh...and for some reason, I am cold.

 

[eldirector]

I left my computer off the charger last night, so the battery is now low. My INGO surfing will likely be cut sho.....

 

[jamil]

We replaced our old 720p 50” lcd tv with a 65” 4K UHD. Now when I lounge in my normal spot, a small portion of the bottom left corner of the much larger screen is partially obstructed by the arm of the couch... requiring me to reposition ever so slightly.

Sawzall should fix the problem.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

My phones notification sounds quick working. I had to reboot it. Such an inconvenience. Do they not value my time... Sheesh.

 

[mom45]

-20 and the electricity is out.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

-20 and the electricity is out.

Good thing you've got one of those wood burning computers mom!

 

[indygunguy]

This morning the heated leather seats in my car took almost 5 whole minutes to get good and hot. And by the time I got to the office this morning, my Starbucks had cooled off. And the boots and wool socks I chose today are a little too warm for being in the office. Geez.

 

[mom45]

Power was restored after three hours. I had to drink perk coffee made on the gas stove this morning instead of in the BUNN.

 

[DCR]

I needed a paper plate fast and like THREE of them were stuck together. The horror, the horror.

 

[DCR]

Dropped two peas on the floor, picked them up, and put them on the side of my plate to throw away later. When I was done eating, they were GONE !

 

[Bigtanker]

The bosses parked our trucks for today. I volunteered to go in this evening to start the trucks so they don't gel up and freeze over. Figured I could salvage a couple of paid hours out of today.

Then my boss reminded me that I get paid a full day anyways when the Company shuts down the trucks.

So technically, I'm losing money due to gas going to and fro..........

 

[chezuki]

Sawzall should fix the problem.

Brilliant! I’ll cut off the corner of the tv I can’t see and move it to where I can!

 

[snorko]

Had to reset the password for my remote start app. So my car only warmed up for 9 minutes instead of 10.