Your First World Problems

[RevoWood123]

The forum that I spend time on regularly won't allow me to use the rep feature since we change ownership. How am I supposed to give away rep points for funny posts and it actually mean something now?!

 

[foszoe]

My outdoor cat had kittens under my car. I will feel bad if she doesn't move them before i need to leave.

 

[SkinNFluff]

I cut some trees down and posted an ad for free firewood. Many responses but they all wanted to know what kind. I clearly stated it was the free kind in the ad. Some people need to learn to read. sheesh.

 

[jbombelli]

I cut some trees down and posted an ad for free firewood. Many responses but they all wanted to know what kind. I clearly stated it was the free kind in the ad. Some people need to learn to read. sheesh.

I've used the wrong wood to fire our old pizza oven. It didn't get hot enough. I've used the wrong wood in my smoker and the food tasted bad.



Sheesh.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Maybe it's the OCD in me, but all the asparagus on my grill was lying left.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

My neighbor is almost out of tomatoes. And I can't find my salt shaker.

 

[foszoe]

My wife managed to ruin Kraft macaroni and cheese tonight

 

[NyleRN]

My yard won't dry out long enough before the next monsoon thus not being able to mow. And KRG is out of stock on all their chassis for the Tikka T3.

 

[mom45]

The noodles in the chicken soup sucked up all of the broth and turned it into chicken and noodles.

 

[chezuki]

My sheet pan won't fit a full pound of thick cut bacon. I'm always left with 3-4 strips to fry in a pan.

 

[IndyDave1776]

My neighbor is almost out of tomatoes. And I can't find my salt shaker.

If you find it and compensate through overuse, I can recommend a good cardiologist!

 

[printcraft]

I left a sack of tomatoes from mom and dads place in my top case of my motorcycle and I remembered them today....... from about 10 days ago......

 

[jamil]

Went to Whole foods today for the first time in awhile. The shopping carts didn't even have cup holders for my coffee Contigo.

 

[NyleRN]

Bought a can of Great Stuff yesterday. Got home to use it and realized it didn't have the screw on plastic tip.

 

[Alpo]

Went to Whole foods today for the first time in awhile. The shopping carts didn't even have cup holders for my coffee Contigo.

What is a contigo? Is this a lumbersexual man-bun thing?

I always buy whole foods, except sometimes I buy half a watermelon when I'm not sure the whole ones are ripe. Trust, but verify.

 

[jamil]

What is a contigo? Is this a lumbersexual man-bun thing?

I always buy whole foods, except sometimes I buy half a watermelon when I'm not sure the whole ones are ripe. Trust, but verify.

It's a popular brand of auto-seal travel mugs. I use mine for coffee.

 

[Alpo]

why do you need a seal in your auto?

 

[mom45]

why do you need a seal in your auto?

To eat all of the little fish that are swimming around in there.

 

[jamil]

why do you need a seal in your auto?

What? You don't have one?

To eat all of the little fish that are swimming around in there.

Exactly. It's all the rage.

 

[Alpo]

Yeh. We hit the clubs together on occasion.