Would you shoot Sasquatch?

[Smitty506th]

Did you not see Harry and the Hendersons? Besides, if you could be it's agent you could be the worlds greatest smut mogul...... What..? Capitalism takes many forms.... Even large furry ones.

 

[DragonGunner]

SSSS

Shoot Sasquatch,Shovel an Shut-up.

 

[Bill of Rights]

So you are saying you would shoot Sasquatch if he had a peg leg? Aarrrhh!

She misstated the rule. "If it's supposed to have less than two or more than four legs, it deserves to die instantly. Anything else is taken on a case-by-case basis."

So no.

I think BoR should be a little nervous...

After reading several replies in this Thread, I have come to the Conclusion that 7th Stepper would probably ask Sasquatch out on a date...

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A date? Nah. She'd want to bring it home and take care of it, sure, but one does not date when happily married.

Blessings,
Bill

 

[iChokePeople]

That may be, but if you happen to have any children who are... Shall we say "inexplicably hirsute", I'd be asking questions. That's all I'm sayin'.

 

[buford t justice]

yea I'd shoot him

 

[garyindiane]

I would shoot him with a .22 from Red Jacket and watch him explode.


Pop, Boom, Pile of fur...

 

[jurassicnarc]

No shoot

Not NO, but HELL NO! Would shoot your brother-in-law? Maybe a bad analogy.....

 

[Zoub]

Not NO, but HELL NO! Would shoot your brother-in-law? Maybe a bad analogy.....

I noticed you are a retired LEO. This is where your training works against you. While you are processing the facts and trying to make the right decision, my Attorney is already calling National Geographic to cut a deal.................CHA-CHING!

Sasquatch dollars spend just as good as Sacagawea dollars. Baby needs new shoes and a college edumacashion!

 

[Uconas]

i would and then i would cook up the back straps!!!!!!

 

[7th Stepper]

He who kills sasquatch with his pistol has forgotten the face of his father.

Bubba, you've read the Gunslinger series! I'd do the whole quote, but it'd mean I had to dig out Wolves of the Calla to find it. You'd make a great Roland of Giliad! If you ever find a Bumbler, please let me know, I'd LOVE to have one of those to add to our group of furs that live here. Thank you! Hugs! Bobbie
And I'd set my watch and warrant on it!

 

[7th Stepper]

She misstated the rule. "If it's supposed to have less than two or more than four legs, it deserves to die instantly. Anything else is taken on a case-by-case basis."

So no.

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A date? Nah. She'd want to bring it home and take care of it, sure, but one does not date when happily married.

Blessings,
Bill

True my love, very true! But a pet.....oh yea! Kinda like Chewy on Star Wars, Wookies can be awesome! And make great friends.

On a more trivial note, do you know where Lucas got the idea for the voice of Chewy? From his Malamutes, they really do sound like that, I know, we've had one. 7th Stepper

 

[Zoub]

My unspoken goal of 20 pages has been reached!

Fairly decent sample size for an unscientific result of:

84 / 66% Shoot

27 / 33% No shoot

But the blame and/or reason you never see a Squatch in Indiana rests soley on the shoulders of Farmers. Had they not cut down every damn tree row in the 60's and 70's Ol' Squatch would not have frozen to death during the Blizzard of "78".

Yes, Squatch is real, and Farmers killed him long ago. Every time you use that crap Ethanol based fuel, you burn a little Squatch too.

As a Hunter I would be willing to pay a dollar or two for a Squatch environment rehab stamp.

 

[Scutter01]

Bigfoot hunters think they’ve found DNA evidence | Seattle's Big Blog - seattlepi.com

 

[Zoub]

Bigfoot hunters think they’ve found DNA evidence | Seattle's Big Blog - seattlepi.com

Squacth humor. They rub their butt cheeks on your window, hide and then watch you "smell their butt" so to speak.

Yeah, he got something allright, just not DNA, more like E. coli!

 

[coachwill]

No can do on the shooting of Sasquatch! Film would be much more desireable...especially if it was gun camera footage where you choose not to pull the trigger.

 

[ATOMonkey]

I think it's kind of silly to believe that primates exist on every scrap of land EXCEPT for North America.

 

[japartridge]

Well, you know, my close personal friend here that you've inexplicably allowed me to ask to appraise your Sasquatch on your behalf says that it's only worth about $200. The problem is that I don't have a lot of people coming in here looking for a stuffed Sasquatch, so I'm gonna have a hard time selling it, see? I'll tell you what, I'll give you fifty bucks for it, OK?

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That. is. some. funny. ****!

 

[jeremy]

I think it's kind of silly to believe that primates exist on every scrap of land EXCEPT for North America.

I really have little problem smiting primates on any continent...

 

[foamkiller]

Since I live in Indiana and we have this.......I saw a (fill in the blank) let's go kill it mentality I suppose I would. Plus until someone puts on the ground they will always be a myth,

 

[JetGirl]

Since I live in Indiana and we have this.......I saw a (fill in the blank) let's go kill it mentality I suppose I would. Plus until someone puts on the ground they will always be a myth,

Admit it... You'd make a crockpot of chili out of it. You KNOW you would.
You'd probably even wash it down with apple pie moonshine.