Would you shoot Sasquatch?

[rhino]

Hmmm ... Sasquatch swiss steak, slow cooked in the crockpot while you're at work ...

... but what kind of gravy? Brown or white?

 

[pudly]

Oh, definitely brown. And a nice chianti...

 

[rhino]

Oh, definitely brown. And a nice chianti...

. . . with . . . fava beans?

 

[Zoub]

Crock Pot? What kinda crap is that? Squatch deserves an open fire.

Grill it, Smoke it, toss in a Dutch Oven or just put on a spit over an open flame................but not a crock pot.

I say smoke it like pork butt then shred and make Squatcho Nachos

 

[Zoub]

The funny thing is, this thread has been very civil and we can debate recipes all day long BUT if it was a thread asking what gun would you use to shoot a Squatch it would get ugly and locked!

 

[bogus]

The funny thing is, this thread has been very civil and we can debate recipes all day long BUT if it was a thread asking what gun would you use to shoot a Squatch it would get ugly and locked!

Oh so true indeed!


Okay, so do you want to kick it up a notch? How about if Squatch was an obviously pregnant female? Do we even dare to go there?

 

[Zoub]

Oh so true indeed!


Okay, so do you want to kick it up a notch? How about if Squatch was an obviously pregnant female? Do we even dare to go there?

Ohhhhhhhhh NO WAY. Start your own thread!

But an obviously preganat female tells me there is a male in the area so I will continue to hunt for him. Maybe get one of those dips from the reality Squatch chaser TV show and dress him up as a female. Hand him a horny female squatch call, tell him to blow it and also tell him this will make great video........................but have an SBR under your jacket.

 

[rhino]

Oh so true indeed!


Okay, so do you want to kick it up a notch? How about if Squatch was an obviously pregnant female? Do we even dare to go there?

'Squatch veal and a resource to produce more of it.

 

[bogus]

Ohhhhhhhhh NO WAY. Start your own thread!

Agreed! I didn't think you would want to push the "edge" in this thread. It's been too amusing (?) to ruin it now.

 

[Zoub]

'Squatch veal and a resource to produce more of it.

You just breed Nutria or Capybara and sell it as Squatch butt. No one will know the difference.

PS and it will fit in your pink crockpot too.

PSS litte Pink Crockpots for You and Me

 

[Zoub]

Agreed! I didn't think you would want to push the "edge" in this thread. It's been too amusing (?) to ruin it now.

Some would say this thread was ruined from the start.

But I say it is healthy to debate ethics.

 

[trophyhunter]

FLAME THROWER, -Kill it with fire and cook it all at the same time.

 

[Zoub]

FLAME THROWER, -Kill it with fire and cook it all at the same time.

Whoa, go Iwo Jima on his ass. Not a bad idea.

 

[trophyhunter]

Whoa, go Iwo Jima on his ass. Not a bad idea.

Heck yea, just take a knife and fork along and it saves dragging his or her's scorched hiney back to camp.

 

[Zoub]

Heck yea, just take a knife and fork along and it saves dragging his or her's scorched hiney back to camp.

Rhino would just use a plastic spork, because the meat would be so tender after 12 hours in a crockpot.

 

[ATM]

I say smoke it like pork butt then shred and make Squatcho Nachos

Mmm... Squatchos...

 

[Zoub]

NO, not Squatchos. Squatcho Nachos! There is a difference.

Squatchos are something you would get Applebees, half assed with fake smoke flavoring, drenched in meat tenderizer and brought to your table by a guy wearing a Gorilla costume and asking you if you want a fruity, icy alcohol drink to go with it. His name tag would say Skippy.

This is how stuff gets messed up on the internet, bad science gets a foothold or urban legends get started. Stick to the facts.

 

[ATM]

Mmm... half assed fake smoke flavoring...

 

[Zoub]

Mmm... half assed fake smoke flavoring...

You culinary turd

 

[rhino]

Rhino would just use a plastic spork, because the meat would be so tender after 12 hours in a crockpot.

The 'Squatch equivalent of pulled pork.