Would you shoot Sasquatch?

[trophyhunter]

Pink crock pots and fake liquid smoke flavoring are for culinary sissys, set that hairy beast on fire and hack it up burnt hair, guts and all.

 

[Zoub]

Rhino Dude, with a Glock shovel and some pavers we can make you a smoker. Mine is made with "antique" pavers but you can buy pavers at Lowes. Front is off for pictures I took. That basket sits in the bottom holding charcoal and wood.

Squatch deserves better than crockpots, sporks and artifical smoke flavoring! (read this twice ATM and try to absorb it)

I will do some pics this weekend after I make some pulled pork from the butt I am going to smoke AKA imitation Squatchos.

 

[JetGirl]

Crock Pot? What kinda crap is that?

You'd have to know Foamkiller!

 

[met eng gun nut]

You can shoot a saquatch but then have to deal with Peta
interesting side note:
how many peta workers does it take to change a lightbulb---- none Peta can't change anything

 

[trophyhunter]

Oh now that smoking pit has some real possibilities, thing is you'll at least have to dismember that beast to make it all fit.

What's the best way to quarter out a squatch? Chainsaw, hatchet, machete etc.? That's not a folding swiss army knife kinda job.

 

[jeremy]

Oh now that smoking pit has some real possibilities, thing is you'll at least have to dismember that beast to make it all fit.

What's the best way to quarter out a squatch? Chainsaw, hatchet, machete etc.? That's not a folding swiss army knife kinda job.

Why?!

I have a Backhoe we can just dig a pit in the Ground...
Best way in the world to cook a Pig...

 

[w2k0311]

I wonder how much fabreeze it would take to be able to make that hide suitable for the fireplace?

 

[trophyhunter]

Why?!

I have a Backhoe we can just dig a pit in the Ground...
Best way in the world to cook a Pig...

Well that just changes everything, I mean there's tools, and then there's backhoes!

Heck we can park a keg next to the pit, and just toss the bones and leftover carcass mess right back in the hole and bury it all right quick when the feast is over like it never happened.

 

[Zoub]

YES BRO! Jeremy is the man. Squatch Pig. We will have topless hula dancers while we run around with flaming torches.

AND we will fill up some large metal coffe cans with butter, I mean FULL to the top with melted butter. Roast some good Indiana corn, peel the husk back and dip the whole cob in the butter.

Butter has lots of uses.

The above also assumes we can get enough people together to eat an entire squatch in one weekend. We could just drop off any leftovers at the homeless shelters but I will want to take some home to make Squatcho Nachos.

Kill a Squatch, feed an entire family for a week.

 

[JamesZX1100]

I would, but the other guy that posted about some jackhole wearing a monkey suit makes a little bit of sense. That would be that so called, "jackhole's" fault for dressing up like an idiot!!

 

[trophyhunter]

I would, but the other guy that posted about some jackhole wearing a monkey suit makes a little bit of sense. That would be that so called, "jackhole's" fault for dressing up like an idiot!!

Don't sweat it man, Jeremy and his backhoe have that whole scenario "covered" just in case. Your in good company here.

Best case scenario we get to have the squatch roast, worst case there's one less jack wagon tooling around the woods in a hairy suit. It's a win/win deal with the backhoe involved.

 

[beararms1776]

Would you shoot Sasquatch?

Only in self defense.

 

[Zoub]

Don't sweat it man, Jeremy and his backhoe have that whole scenario "covered" just in case. Your in good company here.

Best case scenario we get to have the squatch roast, worst case there's one less jack wagon tooling around the woods in a hairy suit. It's a win/win deal with the backhoe involved.

Which, after the upcoming Planet of The Apes remake opens, could be more of a reality.

 

[jeremy]

Don't sweat it man, Jeremy and his backhoe have that whole scenario "covered" just in case. Your in good company here.

Best case scenario we get to have the squatch roast, worst case there's one less jack wagon tooling around the woods in a hairy suit. It's a win/win deal with the backhoe involved.

Just need someone with a Connection for a truck load of Lime...
Anyone out there?!

 

[rhino]

Soylent 'Squatch.

 

[ATM]

Mmm... smoked jackwagon...

 

[rhino]

Q: if the 'Squatch you guys eat just happens to have been a zombie sasquatch (and it does happen), will you become zombies after you eat it?

 

[trophyhunter]

Q: if the 'Squatch you guys eat just happens to have been a zombie sasquatch (and it does happen), will you become zombies after you eat it?

If we show up at your door looking like swiss cheese with a side of red jello and limping like a herd of lopsided fanboys for Viagra, yea that thing was probably tainted.

 

[Zoub]

Q: if the 'Squatch you guys eat just happens to have been a zombie sasquatch (and it does happen), will you become zombies after you eat it?

Only if you eat the brains. Never eat Human or Humanoid brains.

PS Unlike a lot of this thread, that my friends, is good advice based on GOOD science.

 

[rhino]

See, we need to discuss these things because it could be important!