Why do women ask impossible questions?

[TaunTaun]

Welcome to my world. Except when I reply the way you did I only do it in my head. While it is in my head my Princess will say. "Don't say it. What? You know, that smart ass response you are thinking."

I get that alot as well.

 

[schafe]

I learned of this trick right around year 15. Nearly another 10 later, I've perfected a way to break the "tape" before asking.
And no, I'm not telling.

My wife knows that one too, but post wedding doctrine prevents its use in all but the most dire circumstances

 

[JetGirl]

Wrong misdirect.

 

[Marc]

for the Op thats when i close my eyes and point. the wife and i went to home depot for paint and she couldnt decide between 2 color so i took the samples put the behine my back and spun the around and switched hands to point where i didnt know which was which and then held them in one hand and points with the other and i asked here which color i was pointing to and thats the one we went with.

 

[Fletch]

for the Op thats when i close my eyes and point. the wife and i went to home depot for paint and she couldnt decide between 2 color so i took the samples put the behine my back and spun the around and switched hands to point where i didnt know which was which and then held them in one hand and points with the other and i asked here which color i was pointing to and thats the one we went with.

I wonder if color-blind guys just get off the hook for this stuff.