Why do cops get free stuff?

[usafmora]

Relax im just trying to get my 50 post in so I can play in the classified section. It was a JOKE just like this post.

 

[mbills2223]

Relax im just trying to get my 50 post in so I can play in the classified section. It was a JOKE just like this post.

I still don't get it though...

 

[usafmora]

I still don't get it though...

Well If you dont get it, image how tuff it is for me to understand!

 

[mbills2223]

Well If you dont get it, image how tuff it is for me to understand!

Wait...hold on...

 

[mbills2223]

Huh?

 

[mbills2223]

I put my pants on

 

[chezuki]

I put my pants on

That should help. That's the first thing I do when things get confusing.

 

[mbills2223]

That should help. That's the first thing I do when things get confusing.

I think they're on backwards. On the bright side, I may be able to defecate without removing my pants. That should keep me much warmer this winter.

 

[Sylvain]

That should help. That's the first thing I do when things get confusing.

First thing I do is to remove them when I get on here.Now I cant find them.

 

[mbills2223]

First thing I do is to remove them when I get on here.Now I cant find them.

You don't need them.

 

[Sylvain]

You don't need them.

I know.Like ever.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

As a citizen, what can I do to ensure you patrol my neighborhood more? Should I have a cookout once a week and invite LEO over?

I don't own a business to give you free stuff, but I want to make sure my area is safe too.

From many of your other recent posts, I figure you'd feel safer if the police avoided your area.

I think the active shooter situations they keep talking about now will be the police firing on the folks who don't want to cooperate with them, now. I'll be happy when I can secure my acreage in the woods and have a nice little place off the beaten path. Don't want to live in a city, don't want to live in 'town' even if it's a small one.

Yeah, but Madison consists of 12,000 people and the likelihood of this vehicle being needed is too damn low. It's frightening to think that small towns all over the country are getting heavy duty militarized vehicles. What next? Just give them tanks. Our police station is near a coffee shop. Maybe they should get in full swat gear and walk to the coffee shop in a tactical formation 'just in case'. That way they can be prepared in case something bad happens :P

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I'm not exactly following why you're asking sylvian if he's brave. What am I missing?

Maybe because he's French?

 

[mbills2223]

Maybe because he's French?

Ugh, how could I not think to make a French joke?!?! I suck.

Well done. Excellent detective work... You should consider charging for your skills.

 

[Trigger Time]

From many of your other recent posts, I figure you'd feel safer if the police avoided your area.

Is that tax deductible?

 

[usafmora]

I resent that. The French cant drink like me!

 

[stephen87]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Don't really fight. Give peace a chance.

He's French. They don't ever fight.

 

[Sylvain]

He's French. They don't ever fight.

QFT

I like people to think that.They really get surprised when I punch them in the face.

 

[usafmora]

Ever body has a plan until the they see red.

 

[RedneckReject]

I think they're on backwards. On the bright side, I may be able to defecate without removing my pants. That should keep me much warmer this winter.

I'm out of rep but I just laughed hard enough to make my dogs wonder what was wrong with me. Eleventy hundred reps to you