Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[NetPIMP]

We need a government appointed position. Someone who will determine if these posts are relevant or not...

Sorry, I was channeling the liberal party there...

What we actually need is a limit on the number of quality posts you can post - imagine the devastation you could create if you were able to create so may posts!!??

Look, if you can't make your point in just one, maybe two posts... well, maybe you shouldn't be posting... at all.

No more than 10 quality posts should be allowed - at which point, you'll just have to register on another forum and try to keep it to just 10 posts there.

It looks like Colorado is working on a 15 post limit - making them one of the friendlier states.

 

[donnie1581]

I just read the first 200 posts. I think I lost a couple of IQ points in the process.

 

[chezuki]

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

3 bites and it's a gun. Then you're suspended.

 

[ThorazineShuffle]

Grits with salt, butter, and hot sauce.. mmmmm mmm

 

[cooltools]

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy !

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

I see everybody talking about "50 quality posts" And I want to ask a question. If a guy could verify that his posts have quality, then are they valuable? Could I sell or even lease my posts to someone who needs them to buy a gun here? If not, then why not? they are MY POSTS aren't they? what, are we communist? We don't believe in the capitalist system?

I propose a post clearing house, A post exchange where I will grade, restore and market secondhand or donor posts. I will call it "The Trading Post"! The currency could be bacon..... Many posts have a quality concept hidden in an illiterate text. I will rehabilitate lousy posts, repair grammar and spelling. Check punctuation And edit to add common sense where needed. The newly laundered posts could then be sold for a profit

Who was it (among others) who took me to the woodshed for my lack of syntax and format? Was it Jetgirl? Would she like to be a post consultant? (I am still too ignorant to proof-read for grammar, but I am working on it!) Heck there are plenty of grammar Nazi's here, some of whom are ACTUALLY knowledgeable on the subject. (frustrated English teachers) I could be interviewing for staff soon!

 

[aaron580]

Grits with salt, butter, and hot sauce.. mmmmm mmm

oh YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pudly]

Got the following in a fortune cookie today:

Blessed are the children for they shall inherit the national debt.

 

[warthog]

I just read the first 200 posts. I think I lost a couple of IQ points in the process.

I often feel that wy here. Nice fish!

That appears to be a Frosted Strawberry Pop-tart, my second favorite of them all.
First is always frosted brown-sugar/cinnamon of course. YUM!! there, now it's toasted, much better.

 

[chezuki]

 

[kyotekilr]

I think the two most interesting fortune cookies I have ever gotten are as follows:

1) Someone will invite you to a karaoke party. (Never happened)

2) Try a new hat to change your looks. Be creative! (Worked like a charm)

 

[Roadie]

The worst fortune cookie I have had said:

"Still hungry? eat another Fortune Cookie!"

 

[SirRealism]

The worst fortune cookie I have had said:

"Still hungry? eat another Fortune Cookie!"

Mine said, "Drink more Ovaltine."

 

[danielson]

My fortune cookie was made in the USA, invented in Japan, and eaten in a chinese restaurant...

I dont trust anything I read in a fortune cookie... wheres my damn tin hat....

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Hard to believe old Tin Can has been gone for over a year. They grow up so fast!

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Does anybody know what the longest thread on INGO is? Or the most worthless? And does this thread qualify as "epic" yet?

 

[bluewraith]

Does anybody know what the longest thread on INGO is? Or the most worthless? And does this thread qualify as "epic" yet?

The "Official Status Update" thread is up to 76 parts, with each one being a new post. After around 500 posts, a new thread is made with the old one being locked.

 

[sharkey]

The "Official Status Update" thread is up to 76 parts, with each one being a new post. After around 500 posts, a new thread is made with the old one being locked.

Yet this thread is up to 1159 posts (this one) and has not been "parted".














(It's actually somewhere around 4000 that chokes the DB, IIRC)

 

[CPT Nervous]

1159 replies. The OP doesn't count as a reply, so there is always one more post than the reply number. This is post number 1161.