Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[RedneckReject]

I used my snow blower muscles for the first time this season. My glutes hurt and that's a lot to have hurting, trust me.

You're welcome to come use your snow blower muscles here too!

 

[Frosty]

Are you ok?

Yeah, it's some 24 hour bug my wife gave me, feeling better today, still have the aches and pain from it, my back is killing me?

 

[RedneckReject]

Yeah, it's some 24 hour bug my wife gave me, feeling better today, still have the aches and pain from it, my back is killing me?

My back has been killing me every morning for about a month Although that's because my mattress sucks. I do have a weird cold though. It doesn't suck completely but it just won't go away!

 

[Frosty]

The last time I did that was in the hospital a few years ago. Never did figure out what was wrong with me but the vomiting was due to severe dizziness. Like falling on the floor, everything is spinning, can't get up because you don't know which way is up, dry heaving your guts up until you yourself (yes...seriously) dizziness. It was awful

Sounds like a good time! Maybe you ate some bad oats??? I poo'ed once while I yacked, I had the flu, it got nasty!

 

[nakinate]

Yeah, it's some 24 hour bug my wife gave me, feeling better today, still have the aches and pain from it, my back is killing me?

A 24 hour back up gun?

 

[Frosty]

My back has been killing me every morning for about a month Although that's because my mattress sucks. I do have a weird cold though. It doesn't suck completely but it just won't go away!

I think ours is about worn out too, that's definetly not helping

 

[RedneckReject]

Sounds like a good time! Maybe you ate some bad oats??? I poo'ed once while I yacked, I had the flu, it got nasty!

I'd never done that before in my life. It was terribly embarrassing to have to tell someone in the ER (between heaves) that I needed a bedpan immediately.

 

[RedneckReject]

I think ours is about worn out too, that's definetly not helping

Mine is ancient. I want a nice memory foam one but the budget won't allow for it at this time. I shouldn't complain. At least I have a king sized bed so my big horsey ass can fit in it

 

[Frosty]

I'd never done that before in my life. It was terribly embarrassing to have to tell someone in the ER (between heaves) that I needed a bedpan immediately.

Well at least I was at home. That's how you know your spouse loves you, when they help you into the shower and clean up that mess!

 

[nakinate]

Sounds like a good time! Maybe you ate some bad oats??? I poo'ed once while I yacked, I had the flu, it got nasty!

When I was in middle school/high school I puked so hard it made my retainer come out. Thankfully, I caught it before it went into the toilet.

 

[RedneckReject]

Well at least I was at home. That's how you know your spouse loves you, when they help you into the shower and clean up that mess!

I helped clean vomit out of my shower one night when someone got completely tanked, threw an empty bottle of whiskey at me, and passed out on the bathroom floor in a bowl of soup. Does that count as love?

Edit: in his defense that was a really emotional and terrible day

 

[Frosty]

A 24 hour back up gun?

ive got one on standby in the dresser drawer...

 

[Frosty]

I helped clean vomit out of my shower one night when someone got completely tanked, threw an empty bottle of whiskey at me, and passed out on the bathroom floor in a bowl of soup. Does that count as love?

Edit: in his defense that was a really emotional and terrible day

i think the thrown bottle would have been the last move if I'd thrown one at my wife, emotional or not, she would have taken a baseball bat to me!

 

[RedneckReject]

i think the thrown bottle would have been the last move if I'd thrown one at my wife, emotional or not, she would have taken a baseball bat to me!

Normally I would have. But the circumstances surrounding his reason for chugging a bottle of whiskey led me to be a little more understanding. I do still make fun of him for it. And it was just a plastic bottle of cheap whiskey.

 

[Frosty]

Normally I would have. But the circumstances surrounding his reason for chugging a bottle of whiskey led me to be a little more understanding. I do still make fun of him for it. And it was just a plastic bottle of cheap whiskey.

To each their own I guess, in my defense if I'd chugged a bottle of whiskey I wouldn't be able to see, much less throw anything!

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

You're welcome to come use your snow blower muscles here too!

OK, but you have to gallop up here and get me. I love to blow snow. It's fun to me. I love the winter. It's my favorite season. I know, I'm weird.

 

[RedneckReject]

OK, but you have to gallop up here and get me. I love to blow snow. It's fun to me. I love the winter. It's my favorite season. I know, I'm weird.

Weirdo

 

[nakinate]

OK, but you have to gallop up here and get me. I love to blow snow. It's fun to me. I love the winter. It's my favorite season. I know, I'm weird.

Hi LockStock, my name is Snow...

 

[RedneckReject]

Hi LockStock, my name is Snow...

Wait...are you cheating on Frosty????

 

[Frosty]

Hi LockStock, my name is Snow...

I'd rep you but I'm to lazy!