Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[RedneckReject]

How about a nice classic chili

As long as there is no pasta in it I'm down for chili.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Told you he was insane

That explains it then

 

[Frosty]

As long as there is no pasta in it I'm down for chili.

What, now you've got something against Italians???

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

As long as there is no pasta in it I'm down for chili.

My wife loves noodles in her chilli-soup

She can do a decent regular chili--had it for dinner tonight. Mmmmmm....

 

[RedneckReject]

What, now you've got something against Italians???

I used to be married to one, so yes. I have something against at least one of them

 

[RedneckReject]

That explains it then

You know I love you, Furball. In my own weird dysfunctional way

 

[Bunnykid68]

You know I love you, Furball. In my own weird dysfunctional way

If it were anything but dysfunctional I would be concerned

 

[RedneckReject]

If it were anything but dysfunctional I would be concerned

And I would be in trouble

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

You know I love you, Furball. In my own weird dysfunctional way

Don't you mean "Hareball"?


Get it...get it? Hare---ball.

 

[Frosty]

I used to be married to one, so yes. I have something against at least one of them

not going to open the can o' worms

 

[Frosty]

Don't you mean "Hareball"?


Get it...get it? Hare---ball.

...no?

 

[RedneckReject]

not going to open the can o' worms

Good idea. There's a reason I USED TO to married to one

 

[Frosty]

Good idea. There's a reason I USED TO to married to one

i got that... I may not be very smart, but I'm no fool!

 

[RedneckReject]

i got that... I may not be very smart, but I'm no fool!

.....no. Too easy

 

[Frosty]

.....no. Too easy

Well played

 

[RedneckReject]

Well played

Well see, sometimes I get too carried away and go a little overboard with the fun-spirited meanness. Can't help it. It's just the kind of horse I am

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

...no?

Really?

 

[Frosty]

Really?

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what am I? 10!?!? Good grief man

 

[churchmouse]

You know I love you, Furball. In my own weird dysfunctional way

 

[Frosty]

Well see, sometimes I get too carried away and go a little overboard with the fun-spirited meanness. Can't help it. It's just the kind of horse I am

My grandpa had a horse like that, the old nag would bite your fingers when she was smelling your hand... So are you saying your a mean old nag, or you just don't have a good "filter"?