Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[RedneckReject]

Don't get cottontail all riled up now. He's gonna start thinking he's special or something

 

[RedneckReject]

My grandpa had a horse like that, the old nag would bite your fingers when she was smelling your hand... So are you saying your a mean old nag, or you just don't have a good "filter"?

I think the two go hand in hand

 

[Frosty]

I think the two go hand in hand

Like a horse and hare...

 

[RedneckReject]

Like a horse and hare...

No when you put those two together you get a donkey

 

[Frosty]

No when you put those two together you get a donkey

So? What's wrong with donkeys?

 

[RedneckReject]

So? What's wrong with donkeys?

They're obviously the result of a one night stand gone terribly wrong

 

[Frosty]

They're obviously the result of a one night stand gone terribly wrong

No comment

 

[Bennettjh]

So? What's wrong with donkeys?

They're obviously the result of a one night stand gone terribly wrong

This thread gets weird at night...
But I still participate. So that makes me weird. Only at night.

 

[RedneckReject]

No comment

I know where you're going with this.....no.

 

[RedneckReject]

This thread gets weird at night...
But I still participate. So that makes me weird. Only at night.

INGO at night is like a freakshow. Why do you think I'm usually only here at night?

 

[Frosty]

I know where you're going with this.....no.

Don't flatter yourselfBesides, bunny called dibs! This thread just keeps getting weirder and weirder

 

[RedneckReject]

Don't flatter yourselfBesides, bunny called dibs! This thread just keeps getting weirder and weirder

The only person who called dibs is not currently here to defend my honor. So I have to (poorly) defend my own

 

[SaintsNSinners]

$10 bucks and a handful of .22 and someone can have her

 

[Frosty]

The only person who called dibs is not currently here to defend my honor. So I have to (poorly) defend my own

Naw, your honor is still intact, well, not your sense of humor honor, we killed that 20 posts ago, but the important honor is good.

EDIT:nevermind, your honor is gone.

 

[Frosty]

$10 bucks and a handful of .22 and someone can have her

Bunny just pm'ed me about getting 22 ammo, what a weird coincidence.

 

[RedneckReject]

$10 bucks and a handful of .22 and someone can have her

You probably shouldn't go to sleep tonight

 

[Frosty]

You probably shouldn't go to sleep tonight

I can almost hear the stabby stabby music...

 

[SaintsNSinners]

snore snore snore fart fart fart snore snore snore fart fart fart

 

[RedneckReject]

I can almost hear the stabby stabby music...

No I'm much more creative than that. I watch the ID channel a lot. I've learned loads of fun things

 

[Frosty]

No I'm much more creative than that. I watch the ID channel a lot. I've learned loads of fun things

Please. Please don't tell me things that will make me have to testify one way or the other, cause I'd send you down the river before I sat down on the stand!