Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[Sylvain]

No I meant that it is his French.

Didn't you know Sylvain owns France?

"Your French" would mean I own the French language, not the country.Otherwise it would have to be "your France".

Anyway I think you just got busted by the Grammar Police.

 

[CPT Nervous]

You're coming downtown, kawtech. You lied to an officer of Grammar.

Thank you Chief Sylvain. GPD will take it from here.

 

[kawtech87]

It's not MY France, but if your giving it away then sure. Why the hell not?

 

[Sylvain]

You're coming downtown, kawtech. You lied to an officer of Grammar.

Thank you Chief Sylvain. GPD will take it from here.

Good job officer.
I could tell this guy needed a ride downtown.

 

[kawtech87]

You're coming downtown, kawtech. You lied to an officer of Grammar.

Thank you Chief Sylvain. GPD will take it from here.

Damn it! Betrayed by the French! And I thought we were allies. Now I know how the British felt.

Well your gonna have to catch me copper!

 

[Sylvain]

It's not MY France, but if your giving it away then sure. Why the hell not?

I suggest you use your right to remain silent and get into the GPD squad car.

 

[kawtech87]

Technically I am being silent. I have never spoken a word on this forum.

 

[CPT Nervous]

It's not MY France, but if your giving it away then sure. Why the hell not?

*you're

Damn it! Betrayed by the French! And I thought we were allies. Now I know how the British felt.

Well your gonna have to catch me copper!

*you're


That's TWICE, after I already told you you were coming down town.

You're under arrest, kawtech! STOP RESISTING!!

 

[CPT Nervous]

I'll let you go tonight. It's the end of my shift, and I want to get back home. Just don't let me catch you doing it again.

Good night, everybody. Talk you you all tomorrow.

 

[Sylvain]

Damn it! Betrayed by the French! And I thought we were allies. Now I know how the British felt.

Well your gonna have to catch me copper!

Stop resisting!

 

[kawtech87]

You're badge is very shinny CPT. What do you use to polish you're badge?

 

[kawtech87]

Goodnight CPT!

 

[Sylvain]

You're badge is very shinny CPT. What do you use to polish you're badge?

I used this for my gold plated badge.
It's part of my EDC.

 

[Redhorse]

Cops scare me. Hey where'd you get all those cool new smilies?

 

[Sylvain]

Cops scare me. Hey where'd you get all those cool new smilies?

They are for police use only, Sir.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I suggest you use your right to remain silent and get into the GPD squad car.

Perhaps he does not have the ability too.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Perhaps he does not have the ability too.

To remain silent or get into the car?

 

[nakinate]

I used this for my gold plated badge.
It's part of my EDC.

looks like you were busy last night Chief. I'm glad CPT was here to help out.

 

[Redhorse]

They are for police use only, Sir.

But I want some super awesome smiles too

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

INGO has no classifieds. It's just a rumor. They aren't right next to the FAQs which don't exist either.