Tippecanoe Co.'s MRAP

[steveh_131]

you have no right to a beautiful rap battle

 

[Kirk Freeman]

you have no right to a beautiful rap battle

My dream is, of course, to be a suburban gangster rapper. Don't take my dream away from me, but DO take my MRAP away.

 

[HoughMade]

My dream is, of course, to be a suburban gangster rapper. Don't take my dream away from me, but DO take my MRAP away.

My dream is to sing in "Oklahoma" on Broadway....or at least to sing "Oh What a Beautiful Morning" over on Broadway.

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[Kirk Freeman]

"We got trouble in River City, and it's spelled with an M . . ."

 

[longbow]

Did Obama ask for his mrap back

 

[Fargo]

Did Obama ask for his mrap back

No, wheels good, tracks evil.

Strangely enough, I've been told it is actually kinda hard to give back drmo stuff. That's why Pulaski co sent this one on to tippycanoe rather than giving it back.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

My dream is to sing in "Oklahoma" on Broadway....or at least to sing "Oh What a Beautiful Morning" over on Broadway.

I sang America from West Side Story on Broadway once . . . but the East Chicago Police made me follow a pen with my eyes and then made me blow into a plastic box the size of a tape recorder.

 

[Fargo]

I sang America from West Side Story on Broadway once . . . but the East Chicago Police made me follow a pen with my eyes and then made me blow into a plastic box the size of a tape recorder.

My all-time favorite chem test refusal was a very drunk female: "I'm not giving head to that machine!"

Apparently her standards were higher than yours?

 

[cobber]

Are you planning on running against Barry or something?

 

[Fargo]

Are you planning on running against Barry or something?

Me, he'll no. I don't even live up there.... Now Freeman for shire reeve has a nice ring to it!

 

[cobber]

Me, he'll no. I don't even live up there.... Now Freeman for shire reeve has a nice ring to it!

Sorry for the ambiguity... Actually I was aiming at Kirk and you stepped in between...

Freeman for shire reeve only if all the deputies are thus attired:

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[DoggyDaddy]

Sorry for the ambiguity... Actually I was aiming at Kirk and you stepped in between...

Freeman for shire reeve only if all the deputies are thus attired:

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Clearly a violation of rule #3. (In before Kirk reminds us that The Four Rules are still relevant.)

 

[cobber]

Clearly a violation of rule #3. (In before Kirk reminds us that The Four Rules are still relevant.)

Rule #5, do not come between the Nazgul and its prey.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Are you planning on running against Barry or something?​

Alright, you. No, but I have questions. Questions: the essence of good citizenship.

Does anyone remember questions, and laughter?

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Freeman for shire reeve only if all the deputies are thus attired:

TCSD will have more need for Halloween customes than for MRAPs.

 

[Fargo]

Rule #5, do not come between the Nazgul and its prey.

(b) Thus rule does not apply if you are a pissed off warrior chick with vengeance on the mind.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Yes, hitting people with sticks in the behavior of a mob, not reasoned discourse where people are civilized. Acting like baboons by jumping up and down and using sticks is not the behavior of a good citizen.

I have modeled it for you to learn here. One petitions his government. One uses words, not sticks.

But when the government comes at one unwarranted with sticks, the only reasonable retort is to use bigger sticks.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

But when the government comes at one unwarranted with sticks, the only reasonable retort is to use bigger sticks.

This is just a squandering of taxpayer dollars, not some attack on the citizenry.

If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao . . .

 

[D-Ric902]

This is just a squandering of taxpayer dollars, not some attack on the citizenry.

If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao . . .

how about a "Che" t shirt?

 

[Trigger Time]

Alright, you. No, but I have questions. Questions: the essence of good citizenship.

Does anyone remember questions, and laughter?

Yep anytime ANY official questions why a citizen needs to question them, then it's time to ask more questions. WEW, that's a mouthful. That's what sh.........