Things That Annoy

[MWCMT]

When I am in line at the gas station waiting for the next available register and someone walks up directly to a register in front of me. Argh!

 

[22lr]

Kids who start crying for momma half way through ROTC field training...............

Rat finks, Who run to momma when I beat their butt into a pulp for calling me a "dirty Yankee" (I was 12, and at a Bible camp in Tennessee no less).

 

[TJSieling]

When you and a few people go out to eat, and someone orders a $20 meal by themself, and then complain that they aren't hungry when it gets there. If you weren't hungry, why did you order it in the first place?

People who think "K" is an applicable answer to everything you have to say.

"Window stalkers" who will walk up your sidewalk and stick their head in the window at the front of the house and not give a hoot.

People who apologize after I make the smallest of contradictions to what was said before.

 

[UncleMike]

Two Words: Trauma Shears

God hasn't invented a packaging method that a decent set of trauma shears can't cut thru.

+1
I've used them for years. Especially at Christmas!!!

Can they cut through another set of trauma shears? Because that would be meta-awesome.

HMMMM!
Now I wonder....
They'll cut a penny in half.
I've done it.
Mike

 

[Angie]

Family reunions in the grocery store aisles!

 

[Suprtek]

My teenage daughter constantly texting when I'm trying to talk to her in person. Her phone is about to get stomped on. The only thing stopping me is the fact that I'm paying for it.

 

[JetGirl]

My teenage daughter constantly texting when I'm trying to talk to her in person. Her phone is about to get stomped on. The only thing stopping me is the fact that I'm paying for it.

Oooh, when I need to say something or it's dinner time...I confiscate that sucker! And sometimes I go so far as to answer her friends back with a "This is the mom. Stop texting here for [x amount] of minutes. If they don't comply, I send back embarrassing noises that everyone around them will hear. Teens just LOVE that.

ETA:

P.S. Here's one of the better burps. And then there's this.

 

[88E30M50]

-People that don't think things through and continually complain about bad luck

-People that make plans with a group, but then unilaterally change them and expect everyone else to rearrange their schedules to make it work out

-People that over complicate every thing they've ever been involved in.

-My sister-in-law

-People that devote their entire existance to catering to their kids, then complain about them seeming spoiled and selfish. ... then think the answer is to cater to them some more.

-People that talk extensively on their cell phones while driving 5mph under the limit and wandering all over the road

-Having to show my id to buy a beer even though I've been of age for almost 27 years. Or worse, seeing my 73 year old mother have to show proof of age to by a bottle of wine.

-Zero tolerance anything

That really got my blood pressure up! I need to go relax a bit now.

 

[hornadylnl]

I can't even get text messages any more. I never had the plan and would get charged 20 cents when I got one. I added my wife to my plan and people kept testing her thinking somebody else still had that number. She called and had texts blocked.

I don't get it. I already pay $30 for a data plan with unlimited free email. Why would I pay an extra $5 for texting? I'm not looking forward to my daughter's teen years.

 

[96firephoenix]

people who don't drive the speed limit when its not raining or snowing
people who stop traffic for 2 miles in order to crawl past a fender bender thats on the other side of the road
people who think that since I have a sports car, I'm an *******
people who think that since I have a sports car, I want to race
woman drivers (not a state of gender, its a state of mind)

I do a lot of driving... can you tell?

getting stiffed by fast-food joints.

 

[AuntieBellum]

Co-workers who don't do the one super-easy thing you asked them to do for you while you were out having surgery.

People who lose stuff they're supposed to give you and then make you look like the idiot for not getting the job done.

House guests who don't tell you they've decided to stay longer.

Bosses who tell you one thing and then forget their original decision and then tell you to do the opposite. Rinse, repeat.

People who don't respect my time and show up 1+ hours late/early for their appointment. You're right, I had nothing else at all to do today. Let me rearrange everything to accommodate you.

Hot weather. I'm soooo ready for it to get under 70 degrees again.

 

[Jack Ryan]

People who mope and piddle around a half hour or more like they just can't stand to say good bye.

If you don't want to go yet, don't say good bye. If you are ready to go, say good bye, get up and leave. Come on, let's frigging go. You said we were leaving and now I stand here holding the door open and my arms full of crap and yer back discussing the neighbor's sister in law you talked about for 3 hours already.

This is all hypothetical ofcourse.

 

[christman]

Opossum's...Because it takes 3 swings from a 6 iron to rid your porch of them permanently. Now I am le tired...

 

[ihateiraq]

other peoples happiness. stop smiling people. it aggravates me.

 

[Benny]

People that let their dog jump on you.

I don't care if I know the person or not, if their dog jumps on me, it's getting a brisk open hand right across the chops...My pup is no longer a jumper, but that's what I told my friends/family/anyone who Leo jumped on, to do.

People that don't make their kids behave in public.

***See above response***



OK, not really but it would be nice.

 

[sj kahr k40]

People that don't have their ATM card out after waiting to use the machine, and people that sit at the ATM after they are done.

 

[tnek]

I don't care if I know the person or not, if their dog jumps on me, it's getting a brisk open hand right across the chops...My pup is no longer a jumper, but that's what I told my friends/family/anyone who Leo jumped on, to do.





***See above response***



OK, not really but it would be nice.

I guess you shouldnt come to my house.

 

[tnek]

People that don't have their ATM card out after waiting to use the machine, and people that sit at the ATM after they are done.

Yup,, so tempting to just put it drive and push!

 

[tnek]

Idiots who have no idea what the left lane is for and also do not understand the 2 second rule.

 

[paintball_addiction]

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