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[Bigum1969]

I ate a can of asparagus last night. It smelled like I was ing out of mister dipper stick every time I used the restroom today.

 

[POC]

ok, ok, I think that was just something on the mirror...I don't have eyes in my armpit...although that'd make for some neat shooting......

 

[buffalo-springfield40]

How come there is a pair of eyes looking out your Armpit hair!!!!

eyes?...doesn't everyone keep thier gum under thier pit?..

 

[jclark]

I ate a can of asparagus last night. It smelled like I was ing out of mister dipper stick every time I used the restroom today.

Huh?

 

[Vince49]

eyes?...doesn't everyone keep thier gum under thier pit?..

Terror is waking up with your nose in her armpit and being afraid to open you eyes!

 

[POC]

UGH..... I just got called to work in the morning....I dont' have to be there till 9am, but that is like the middle of the night for me!
Oh well, I'll get surprise pay, and I'll be in OT by the weekend.

 

[POC]

Huh?

Yeah, what???

 

[POC]

Gotta hit the hay gentle-whores.

 

[Bigum1969]

Haven't you guys ever noticed how bad your pee smells after eating asparagus?

 

[Benny]

I ate a can of asparagus last night. It smelled like I was ing out of mister dipper stick every time I used the restroom today.

Asparagus in a can?

I like fresh, pan-fried asparagus with some salt, pepper and parmesan cheese, but out of a can sounds grotesque.

 

[EvilleDoug]

Now that I feel lower than a thing that's really low, I'm going to bed.

Good night PWs, sleep well and take care

 

[SavageEagle]

New burn notice rerun on now for those that missed it.

 

[Benny]

Now that I feel lower than a thing that's really low, I'm going to bed.

Good night PWs, sleep well and take care

Everyone puts their foot in their mouth from time to time. Sleep it off and whore in the morning.

 

[IndyBeerman]

Now that I feel lower than a thing that's really low, I'm going to bed.

Good night PWs, sleep well and take care

Night Le Doug

 

[SavageEagle]

Wife just informed me some idiot woman filled up her husbands diesel dully with gasoline. Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't start until the attendant came out and asked if it was a diesel.

WHOOPS!

Oh, and the teenagers are starting early. Just caught some idiot kids looking in car windows again. Seen three more milling around random people's driveways too. Great. Fun. Grand.

 

[Bigum1969]

Oh, and the teenagers are starting early. Just caught some idiot kids looking in car windows again. Seen three more milling around random people's driveways too. Great. Fun. Grand.

That's why I'm moving out of a subdivision into an area where everyone has at least 1 acre or more.

 

[SavageEagle]

That's why I'm moving out of a subdivision into an area where everyone has at least 1 acre or more.

That's what I'm saying. I hate this place. I swear, this place is a trailer park full of houses.... The houses themselves are so poorly made, an F1 tornado would be devastation to the tenth degree.

I grew up 15 years in a limestone block home, on top of a hill, in between an 80 acre and 110 acre field, on a full acre + a little. That was a home. Except when the corn was up, you could see for a mile in either direction.

Then we move, eventually, to a house I can stick my head out the front door and spit on the house next to me. I'm kinda understanding how claustrophobic people feel....

 

[lawrra]

I just made some beer brats and baked beans on the grill. Good stuff.

 

[SavageEagle]

I just made some beer brats and baked beans on the grill. Good stuff.

My supper was better.

I had a big plate of bacon. And a glass of cran-apple juice.

(It sucks having 4 kids that eat everything. I could have eaten a good supper, but being on a budget like we are, I rather eat next to nothing as long as the kids eat.)

 

[Bigum1969]

I just made some beer brats and baked beans on the grill. Good stuff.

You will be contributing to global warming tonight after dinner...