I know I make it sound like I'm blowing $5k a week on guns and not paying my bills, not the case.
My wife is not a wicked witch or anything either. She just wants this stupid credit card paid off.
We know you are a solid, responsible guy. We just like giving you ****. And while your wife is obviously a saint for marrying you, nobody thinks she's a witch. We are all married. We all understand.